Money Your ship has come in!

Braincase · 12-17-2012, 05:39 PM

A contract courier has shown up at your doorstep with the news you have long expected. A long lost uncle has left you his billions. It's on a new yacht currently harbored in an exclusive, reclusive port in the Florida Keys. The money is in the safe in the form of Visa gift cards and gold bricks. The ship has a captain, already on retainer, and staff on salary, all wages, benefits and incremental performance raises already arranged in advance.

You fly down to claim your prize, and as you approach this fine yacht, Jimmy Buffet calls over to you from the deck of his adjacent craft, smiles then yells. "You are one lucky sunovabitch!" Whatcha gonna name her?"

Well... you lucky sunovabitch... what are you going to name her?

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-17-2012, 05:40 PM

The Mr. Beaumont.

**Rain Man** · 12-17-2012, 05:41 PM

The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

**OnTheWarpath58** · 12-17-2012, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

**OnTheWarpath58** · 12-17-2012, 05:42 PM

The SS Date Rape.

Chief_For_Life58 · 12-17-2012, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

this.
thread. over.

**Shogun** · 12-17-2012, 05:41 PM

Jenny II

Superturtle · 12-17-2012, 05:42 PM

Chimpanzee Polar Bear Lion.

TRR · 12-17-2012, 05:42 PM

There's only one name....

Sexual Chocolate.
Posted via Mobile Device

O.city · 12-17-2012, 05:45 PM

Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Psyko Tek · 12-17-2012, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city

Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Milwaukee Falcon

Cause I am Nebraska Brewer, and i would have less shits to give than a honey badger

kepp · 12-18-2012, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city

Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Kessel Run

Otter · 12-17-2012, 05:45 PM

Peace of mind please

**Bwana** · 12-17-2012, 05:48 PM

The "Beaver Squeezer"

quailchaser · 12-17-2012, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

The "Beaver Squeezer"

Hahaha!!!

12-17-2012, 05:39 PM	Topic Starter
Braincase Captain Nemo Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Brownbackistan Casino cash: $1074363	Your ship has come in! A contract courier has shown up at your doorstep with the news you have long expected. A long lost uncle has left you his billions. It's on a new yacht currently harbored in an exclusive, reclusive port in the Florida Keys. The money is in the safe in the form of Visa gift cards and gold bricks. The ship has a captain, already on retainer, and staff on salary, all wages, benefits and incremental performance raises already arranged in advance. You fly down to claim your prize, and as you approach this fine yacht, Jimmy Buffet calls over to you from the deck of his adjacent craft, smiles then yells. "You are one lucky sunovabitch!" Whatcha gonna name her?" Well... you lucky sunovabitch... what are you going to name her?
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12-17-2012, 05:40 PM	#2
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $35032	The Mr. Beaumont.
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12-17-2012, 05:41 PM	#3
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62676253	The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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12-17-2012, 05:42 PM	#5
OnTheWarpath58 FACTORY OF SADNESS Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $3883294	The SS Date Rape.
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12-17-2012, 05:42 PM	#8
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12-17-2012, 05:42 PM	#9
TRR The Priest and I Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IA Casino cash: $11757	There's only one name.... Sexual Chocolate. Posted via Mobile Device
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12-17-2012, 05:45 PM	#10
O.city MVP Join Date: Jul 2009 Casino cash: $84793	Either: A: The Millennium Falcon B: The Raider of the Lost Ark C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit
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12-17-2012, 05:45 PM	#13
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973304	Peace of mind please __________________ “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not” - Thomas Jefferson, 1801.
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12-17-2012, 05:48 PM	#14
Bwana GONE FISHING Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2107518131	The "Beaver Squeezer" __________________ A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one... you'll probably never need one again.
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