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Old 12-29-2012, 01:43 PM   Topic Starter
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WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart

Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.

I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.

I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly


I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.

Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.

Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.

Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!

Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!

I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.

What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.




am i dying?
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:48 PM   #2
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:22 PM   #3
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:32 PM   #4
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Old 12-29-2012, 03:03 PM   #5
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:30 PM   #6
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:30 PM   #7
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Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.

I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.

I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly


I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.

Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.

Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.

Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!

Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!

I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.

What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.




am i dying?
ah, that is holiday cheer


or it could be nerves or you are geting old.
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:33 PM   #8
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:34 PM   #9
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:36 PM   #10
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:38 PM   #11
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Old 12-29-2012, 02:58 PM   #12
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Old 12-29-2012, 03:25 PM   #13
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