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Old 01-22-2013, 10:57 PM   Topic Starter
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If Matt Cassel was...

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

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Old 01-22-2013, 11:02 PM   #2
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If Matt Cassel were an internet bulletinboard poster he would be GoChiefs.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:03 PM   #3
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If Matt Cassel were an internet bulletinboard poster he would be Petegz28.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:05 PM   #4
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:04 PM   #5
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:07 PM   #6
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:08 PM   #7
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If Matt Cassle were soda, he would be New Coke. Can you imagine what would have happened if CocaCola had insisted on keeping New Coke around for 4 years? I'll bet they had more money buried in the marketing, branding, and development of that product than the Chiefs had in Matt.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:10 PM   #8
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If Matt Cassel were president he'd be GWB.

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Old 01-22-2013, 11:11 PM   #9
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:11 PM   #10
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:17 PM   #11
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If Matt Cassel were a beer he'd be Weidemans Light.

If Matt Cassel were a reality tv star he'd be Honey Boo Boo's mom

If Matt Cassel were an NFL quaterback he'd be the backup to Brady Quinn
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:22 PM   #12
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If Mark Kasl were a disease... he would be cancer.

If Mark Kasl were an animal... he would be a common shrew (smallest penis on any mammal on earth).

If Mark Kasl were a candy... he would be black licorice.

If Mark Kasl were a whore... he would be Frankie's mom.
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:47 AM   #13
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If Mark Kasl were a whore... he would be Frankie's mom.
This doesn't make sense. I thought she was exceedingly good at that, not terrible at it.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:36 PM   #14
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:37 PM   #15
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