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Old 01-26-2013, 11:05 AM   Topic Starter
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Need Help-Wife wants to purhcase a "Rat" Dog

The wife is dead set on purchasing a "rat" dog. Personally, I feel toy dogs serve no purpose; specifically breed to sit on laps and ride along in purses and tote bags. Guys, I'm a big black man-this shit wont look right when I'm forced to walk "it."

I need to know what I can do to change her mind . Ive offered diamonds, trips, hell I even told her she has first dibs on the REMOTE for the remainder of the year!! Ive only owned American Bulldogs, Labs, German Shepherds and Pitts...there is no way in hell I going to end up all over the web as some meme when someone catches my big ass in public walking this dog!!

Thank you in advance!
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:07 AM   #2
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If you posted pics, we might be able to better gauge how you should best approach her
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:07 AM   #3
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The wife is dead set on purchasing a "rat" dog. Personally, I feel toy dogs serve no purpose; specifically breed to sit on laps and ride along in purses and tote bags. Guys, I'm a big black man-this shit wont look right when I'm forced to walk "it."

I need to know what I can do to change her mind . Ive offered diamonds, trips, hell I even told her she has first dibs on the REMOTE for the remainder of the year!! Ive only owned American Bulldogs, Labs, German Shepherds and Pitts...there is no way in hell I going to end up all over the web as some meme when someone catches my big ass in public walking this dog!!

Thank you in advance!


Aw man you'll love it.

Get one that doesn't shed like a Bichon Frise or a Maltese.

Lap dogs are great friends.

Just don't get a yappy one.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:11 AM   #4
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If you posted pics, we might be able to better gauge how you should best approach her
Not posting pics of my wife-but she is pretty hot-floppynuts can vouch for that. She looks like Gina from Martin except she is pretty ample up top

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Aw man you'll love it.

Get one that doesn't shed like a Bichon Frise or a Maltese.

Lap dogs are great friends.

Just don't get a yappy one.
Thats what I'm secretly afraid of
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:22 PM   #5
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Aw man you'll love it.

Get one that doesn't shed like a Bichon Frise or a Maltese.

Lap dogs are great friends.

Just don't get a yappy one.
Yep. This. I had only owned retrievers my whole life when my wife brought a Maltese home. Little guy was so much fun and his shit basically disappears into the grass. That's the best part. No more pooper scooping.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:10 AM   #6
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This might bring you down a peg or two...seems like you have a "tude"?
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:12 AM   #7
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Tell her that you will practice your punting technique on the new rat.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:12 AM   #8
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:12 AM   #9
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:12 AM   #10
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:14 AM   #11
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I have two dachshunds. Best dogs I have ever had, and they don't act like small dogs.
I dog-sit a dachsund a couple times a year. He's a gopher/squirrel killing legend.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:30 AM   #12
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I dog-sit a dachsund a couple times a year. He's a gopher/squirrel killing legend.
my father in law used one for coon hunting. was great in brush piles.
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my father in law used one for coon hunting. was great in brush piles.
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Their short legs keep their exceptional noses close to the ground. It is virtually impossible for them to lose a scent. They also can get into burrows and flush out prey - those ****ers can dig like crazy. Additionally, they are ****ing badass fighters and will take on all manner of adversary, from snakes to raccoons to possums.
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I'm a big dog man also. However, I have friends with Jack Russel terriers that are pretty damn manly for being small. My buddies dog actually gets depressed if it doesn't kill something everyday. Mice, snakes, gophers...you name it, he'll kill it. Then it goes inside and snuggles with the family.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:16 AM   #15
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I'm a big dog man also. However, I have friends with Jack Russel terriers that are pretty damn manly for being small. My buddies dog actually gets depressed if it doesn't kill something everyday. Mice, snakes, gophers...you name it, he'll kill it. Then it goes inside and snuggles with the family.
I love Jack Russels-smart dogs too! I tried offering up a Jack Russell, that was a big no-go.
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