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View Poll Results: When getting ready to heat a frozen microwave meal, I...
Slit the film with a knife, per the explicit instructions on the box. 26 38.24%
Peel back the corner, because I'm a rebel without a cause. 25 36.76%
I never eat frozen microwave meals because I kill my own meat and vegetables. 13 19.12%
I've never learned to use a microwave. I have a lower back tattoo so I have to stay away. 4 5.88%
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:18 PM   Topic Starter
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Venting your microwave meal.

Pretty much every microwave frozen meal I have says, "Slit the top film with a knife to vent." I look at it and then peel up the corner. I'm not going to get a knife out for that.

Is there a difference between peeling up the corner and slitting with a knife? Am I losing 20 or 30 International Flavor Units (IFUs - I just made that up) by not slitting it with a knife? It's so much easier to just peel the corner that I don't know why they don't just tell me to peel the corner. Do they perhaps have a partnership with the Big Knife companies?

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Old 01-30-2013, 12:19 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:19 PM   #3
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Kids meals are the ****ing worst.

Remove the cover except over the corn. Remove chicken nuggets. Microwave for a minute. Stir the mac and cheese. Put nuggets back in and cook for 2 minutes.

****ing hell.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:24 PM   #4
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Kids meals are the ****ing worst.

Remove the cover except over the corn. Remove chicken nuggets. Microwave for a minute. Stir the mac and cheese. Put nuggets back in and cook for 2 minutes.

****ing hell.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:30 PM   #5
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I need a "stab it with a fork multiple times" option. To just poke holes in the top that is all. It vents it just fine that way. At the same time pretending it's someone you don't like so much helps revil the distane.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:34 PM   #6
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I need a "stab it with a fork multiple times" option. To just poke holes in the top that is all. It vents it just fine that way. At the same time pretending it's someone you don't like so much helps revil the distane.
Oh, I forgot that option. I can see that as a reasonable approach, too.
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:01 PM   #7
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I need a "stab it with a fork multiple times" option. To just poke holes in the top that is all. It vents it just fine that way. At the same time pretending it's someone you don't like so much helps revil the distane.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:22 PM   #8
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Kids meals are the ****ing worst.

Remove the cover except over the corn. Remove chicken nuggets. Microwave for a minute. Stir the mac and cheese. Put nuggets back in and cook for 2 minutes.

****ing hell.
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do you wash the knife after you cut the slit or do you put it back in the drawer?
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:23 PM   #10
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Use a knife, 2 second rinse, quick wipe with a paper towel, right back in the knife block.
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