***THE OFFICIAL WINTER STORM Q PANIC THREAD***

[BigCatDaddy]

It looks like they are calling for upwards of a foot of snow from Wed night until Thursday night. Let the panic and mad rushes to Wal-Mart begin.

[CJizzles]

6-12" predicted in Topeka.

This weather is bad for the hardwood floorin' bidness.

[scott free]

People in the midwest panic like a mfer about snow, completely forget how to drive etc.

I really started noticing it after moving back from alaska.

[KC_Lee]

Originally Posted by scott free

People in the midwest panic like a mfer about snow, completely forget how to drive etc.

I really started noticing it after moving back from alaska.

Come to Nashville where the threat, not actual snowfall just the threat, of snow will shut the schools down.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by KC_Lee

Come to Nashville where the threat, not actual snowfall just the threat, of snow will shut the schools down.

I think that's happened here once or twice, and I swear there's a correlation between cloudiness and traffic.

I can work from home, so don't even care any more... during the first snow this year (a couple inches), I noticed Google maps said my 7-10 minute commute would take 28 minutes, which was all I needed to stay home.

[scott free]

Originally Posted by KC_Lee

Come to Nashville where the threat, not actual snowfall just the threat, of snow will shut the schools down.

Oh yeah, i spent a winter in Clarksville, you're exactly right.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by scott free

People in the midwest panic like a mfer about snow, completely forget how to drive etc.

I really started noticing it after moving back from alaska.

The panic rate is correlated to the area's ability to adequately remove the snow. Places like central Texas don't even have snow plows and ways to remove it, so it just magnifies the risk.

[alpha_omega]

Katie Horner moved to St. Louis...no panic here.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by alpha_omega

Katie Horner moved to St. Louis...no panic here.

Katie is getting moist.
Very very moist.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Katie is getting moist.
Very very moist.

Not supposed to get anything here. Maybe some ice.

Thank God I don't watch the channel she moved to, just in case.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Not supposed to get anything here. Maybe some ice.

Thank God I don't watch the channel she moved to, just in case.

Small bullet. More than enough for weathergasms.

[Mizzou_8541]

Is it supposed to get bad? All I heard was rain turning to snow maybe.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

Is it supposed to get bad? All I heard was rain turning to snow maybe.

I thought Omaha was in the bullseye of the storm. A foot+ for those guys.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Bowser

I thought Omaha was in the bullseye of the storm. A foot+ for those guys.

[KCUnited]

The humidity level in Katie's yoga pants is nearing 100% with accumulation around the dew point, causing bonermetric pressure in men everywhere to decrease.