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Old 02-20-2013, 11:45 PM   Topic Starter
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:47 PM   #2
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:50 PM   #3
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:52 PM   #4
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:00 AM   #5
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:06 AM   #6
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So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:16 AM   #7
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Old 02-21-2013, 11:30 AM   #8
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:47 PM   #9
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:53 PM   #10
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:54 PM   #11
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:04 AM   #12
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:55 PM   #13
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:56 PM   #14
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Nah, I ruined this one myself. so are you doing hitting things for the night or can you make it by Independence?
Nahhh I am in for the night. I am gonna let the car air out.
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:58 PM   #15
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