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Old 02-22-2013, 06:42 AM   Topic Starter
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Internet dating SUCKS!

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:48 AM   #2
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:49 AM   #3
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And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Nah.. all they really want is attention - and you're giving it to them.
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:50 AM   #4
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:51 AM   #5
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POF is terrible. If you want a free dating site, go somewhere like OKCupid.
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:57 AM   #6
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:56 AM   #7
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:33 PM   #8
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:45 PM   #9
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You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:51 PM   #10
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You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.
Sometimes you find good deals on the clearance aisle.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:15 AM   #11
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:17 AM   #12
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:44 AM   #13
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I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:57 AM   #14
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I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:59 AM   #15
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Probably 17.
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