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Old 02-23-2013, 08:55 AM   Topic Starter
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Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:55 AM   #2
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that's my first thought

Feel around up there and kind of strain and cough. See if you feel anything.

Is it worse with straining?

Go get that looked and fixed asap. You DON'T want that thing to get strangulated.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:56 AM   #3
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:56 AM   #4
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:57 AM   #5
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I just shifted in my seat and am realizing the pain is also in my left nut.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:58 AM   #6
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I just shifted in my seat and am realizing the pain is also in my left nut.
Go rub one out. You might be clogged or something.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:57 AM   #7
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Also, you might be a Chiefs fan.

I anticipate this type of pain after this year's draft.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:58 AM   #8
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:02 AM   #9
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Inguinal hernia. I've had one before. Repair wasn't fun. Doc did it the old fashioned way, so I have a nice half-moon shaped souvenir just Northwest of my junk.
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:03 AM   #10
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:04 AM   #11
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Here's a question sort of related:

Does anyone ever get shooting pains (like ones that almost double you up) in your junk? Almost like the throb after getting kicked in the nuts, very sharp and painful. Then they just go away as quickly as they came?
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:43 AM   #12
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Does anyone ever get shooting pains (like ones that almost double you up) in your junk? Almost like the throb after getting kicked in the nuts, very sharp and painful. Then they just go away as quickly as they came?
Used to then I completed puberty. Good luck.
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:05 AM   #13
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