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Old 06-10-2013, 04:48 PM   Topic Starter
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CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico

Alright, rico, billay, and anyone else wanting to do some roasting of the enigma Hootie here is your stage. If it's popular, we'll continue with the series. If it blows...well we'll just pretend it never happened.
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:50 PM   #2
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Hootie likes Peyton Manning so much that you'd think he was a cornerback opposing him in the playoffs.
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:52 PM   #3
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Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick. And chuck Norris's dick's dick is bigger than hootie's dick.
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:54 PM   #4
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Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick. And chuck Norris's dick's dick is bigger than hootie's dick.
I don't think cops should make dick jokes. Especially Chuck Norris dick jokes.
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:26 PM   #5
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I don't think cops should make dick jokes. Especially Chuck Norris dick jokes.
I thought I'd be safer that route. Oh well
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:53 PM   #6
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:55 PM   #7
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As you are an expert in the field of blowing, I will defer to your expertise.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:22 PM   #8
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As you are an expert in the field of blowing, I will defer to your expertise.
Wait. Wut?


I thought that was you?
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:55 PM   #9
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In fairness, I didn't stretch properly before posting.
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:56 PM   #10
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hootie is a great guy and one of my very best friends. I like everything he has ever posted and he is the smartest at football on CP.
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:59 PM   #11
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:00 PM   #12
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Hootie doesn't get tipped by black people, pisses (literally)on his friends, and gambles like a mother ****er.




Do we really need to roast him?
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:04 PM   #13
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one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis

wait is this a roast or real stories?
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:06 PM   #14
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one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis

wait is this a roast or real stories?
Walk off Homerun.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:06 PM   #15
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one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis

wait is this a roast or real stories?
Considering this was your friend, I hope you finished him off. Nothing ends a friendship quicker than blueballing a mother****er.
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