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View Poll Results: What is your favorite profanity
**** 34 36.17%
Shit 8 8.51%
Piss 0 0%
**** 8 8.51%
one who sucks the penis 2 2.13%
Mother****er 16 17.02%
Tits 1 1.06%
Asshole 1 1.06%
Goddammit 3 3.19%
Bastard 1 1.06%
Bitch 2 2.13%
Sonofabitch 2 2.13%
Sonofa**** 1 1.06%
Sonofa**** 1 1.06%
Motherbitch 4 4.26%
Shit**** 0 0%
Dick 0 0%
Dickhead 1 1.06%
God**** 0 0%
Pussyass 0 0%
Slunt 1 1.06%
Slitch 0 0%
****slut 0 0%
Cockslut 1 1.06%
Shitass 3 3.19%
****ass 1 1.06%
Mother**** 2 2.13%
****-bastard 0 0%
God**** 0 0%
Pussy 1 1.06%
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:03 PM   Topic Starter
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What Is Your Favorite Profanity?

I have a hard time deciding.

For a general insult, I love the rhythm and sound of the word "one who sucks the penis". Although it is just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response, those two nouns always elicit a smile from me.

For a general exclamation of disgust/anger I prefer God****. It seems like I'm upping the ante on commandment-breaking with this one, so it has additional transgressive value.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:04 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:05 PM   #3
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:10 PM   #5
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I'm a big fan of ****ing, personally.
When in rage mode I'm pretty sure that is anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the words I use. Othen than that I rarely cuss IRL.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:08 PM   #6
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:08 PM   #7
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General insult? I like to call people ****s.

General exclamation? I go with the standard ****.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:10 PM   #8
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****ing sh****ed ****er ***hole ****bag monkey****ing ***hat ****bag mother******g c**guzzling ***k-tard.


That would be my fav.
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:53 PM   #9
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That would be my fav.
This sounds like what I was hollering at my TV while Matt Cassell was playing last season.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:11 PM   #10
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:12 PM   #11
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The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:14 PM   #12
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The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:39 PM   #13
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The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.
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