Money Pyramid Scheme Ads

**Rain Man** · 12-17-2014, 10:52 PM

I passed a pickup on my way home from work tonight, and it had a big sticker on the back that said,

"Make $30k a month or more with Qivana" (and then a phone number).

I want to know how the conversation went that resulted in "or more" being added.

So I'm envisioning that these people are sitting around the room and they're all making about $75 a month selling fruit juice or something to their grandparents. They need to recruit people below them in the pyramid, so they come up with the idea to put an ad on their truck.

"How about 'earn $75 a month with Qivana'?"

"That's not enough. No one would be stupid enough to do that."

"How about $100? That's a lot."

"Still not enough. How about $1,000?"

"$1,000? I've never seen that much money. But is it lifechanging? Can we get, like doctors and stuff to sell Qivana? I want everyone to sell it."

"Oh! Oh! How about $10,000? TEN THOUSAND! You could buy a house with that much money! Every month!"

"Too many zeroes. People will get confused. Let's just go with $30,000."

"$30,000 it is. Make up to $30,000 a month."

"But ... wait. We want to get everyone. What if $30,000 isn't enough? The really good salespeople may want to make more."

"That's why you're a genius. Let's make it $30,000 or more. That way we'll get everyone to call. No one can resist that."

ChiefsCountry · 12-17-2014, 10:54 PM

I would love to be the one who came with a pyramid scheme sometime. Make millions off dipshits.

**Rain Man** · 12-17-2014, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

I would love to be the one who came with a pyramid scheme sometime. Make millions off dipshits.

For every two people who rep me on this thread and mention your name in the comment, I'll rep you. Now you do the same with others, and rep me once for every four reps you get. Everyone wins.

Simply Red · 12-17-2014, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I passed a pickup on my way home from work tonight, and it had a big sticker on the back that said,

"Make $30k a month or more with Qivana" (and then a phone number).

I want to know how the conversation went that resulted in "or more" being added.

So I'm envisioning that these people are sitting around the room and they're all making about $75 a month selling fruit juice or something to their grandparents. They need to recruit people below them in the pyramid, so they come up with the idea to put an ad on their truck.

"How about 'earn $75 a month with Qivana'?"

"That's not enough. No one would be stupid enough to do that."

"How about $100? That's a lot."

"Still not enough. How about $1,000?"

"$1,000? I've never seen that much money. But is it lifechanging? Can we get, like doctors and stuff to sell Qivana? I want everyone to sell it."

"Oh! Oh! How about $10,000? TEN THOUSAND! You could buy a house with that much money! Every month!"

"Too many zeroes. People will get confused. Let's just go with $30,000."

"$30,000 it is. Make up to $30,000 a month."

"But ... wait. We want to get everyone. What if $30,000 isn't enough? The really good salespeople may want to make more."

"That's why you're a genius. Let's make it $30,000 or more. That way we'll get everyone to call. No one can resist that."

My Ex Wife is an executive milf. She's no dummy & pulls about 300k per year - anyhow - I heard from my ex neighbor she and her new pro golf husband (club pro) - approached him about a scheme involving a cure all African tree - he said she seemed almost brain washed, Tim said he sent them packing and said "NFW."

headsnap · 12-18-2014, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

My Ex Wife is an executive milf. She's no dummy & pulls about 300k per year - anyhow - I heard from my ex neighbor she and her new pro golf husband (club pro) - approached him about a scheme involving a cure all African tree - he said she seemed almost brain washed, Tim said he sent them packing and said "NFW."

Zija

I have some friends that who are all about that...

Kman34 · 12-18-2014, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

My Ex Wife is an executive milf. She's no dummy & pulls about 300k per year - anyhow - I heard from my ex neighbor she and her new pro golf husband (club pro) - approached him about a scheme involving a cure all African tree - he said she seemed almost brain washed, Tim said he sent them packing and said "NFW."

Did this tree cure aids??... Now that would be ironic...

**TimeForWasp** · 12-17-2014, 11:21 PM

I got caught up in some of that shit. Boy did I throw some money out the window. The relatively small bunch of gurus that are always in first on these different schemes are always the ones that make the money every time and they always pretend to take you under their wing. To think of the money I wasted on this shit just pisses me off.

Water under the bridge. I hate to think about it.

**007** · 12-18-2014, 01:01 AM

My son got swindled into an energy drink scheme. He just refused to listen to me and wasted $160. Vemma

PunkinDrublic · 12-19-2014, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

My son got swindled into an energy drink scheme. He just refused to listen to me and wasted $160. Vemma

There was a big article about the Vemma scam recently in RS. It's scamming a lot of naive college kids into thinking they can get rich selling those shitty energy drinks. Just another repackaged pyramid scheme.

**007** · 12-19-2014, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

There was a big article about the Vemma scam recently in RS. It's scamming a lot of naive college kids into thinking they can get rich selling those shitty energy drinks. Just another repackaged pyramid scheme.

yeah, I showed him a few articles saying the same but he just wouldn't believe me. Decided to let him learn for himself since he wouldn't trust me on the issue.

PunkinDrublic · 12-19-2014, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

yeah, I showed him a few articles saying the same but he just wouldn't believe me. Decided to let him learn for himself since he wouldn't trust me on the issue.

If he only lost $160 he got off easy. That's the thing about multilevel marketing. It can work, but do you want to risk losing your friends trying to get them involved in selling a shitty product?

RobBlake · 12-18-2014, 01:07 AM

Wake up now.

Thats all i need to say. smh

Jimmya · 12-18-2014, 06:11 AM

There are cars with Herbalife stickers driving all around Texas....... Crazy

HonestChieffan · 12-18-2014, 08:03 AM

http://www.drinklifein.com/company

What can be bad? And you reap rewards of gold and jewels while helping others....

**Predarat** · 12-18-2014, 09:30 AM

One of my exes had parents that loved that shit, they had these damn Algea Pills, phone cards, fuel cards, insurance, you name the pyramid scheme, they were probably trying to do it.

12-17-2014, 10:52 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-482449 VARSITY	Pyramid Scheme Ads I passed a pickup on my way home from work tonight, and it had a big sticker on the back that said, "Make $30k a month or more with Qivana" (and then a phone number). I want to know how the conversation went that resulted in "or more" being added. So I'm envisioning that these people are sitting around the room and they're all making about $75 a month selling fruit juice or something to their grandparents. They need to recruit people below them in the pyramid, so they come up with the idea to put an ad on their truck. "How about 'earn $75 a month with Qivana'?" "That's not enough. No one would be stupid enough to do that." "How about $100? That's a lot." "Still not enough. How about $1,000?" "$1,000? I've never seen that much money. But is it lifechanging? Can we get, like doctors and stuff to sell Qivana? I want everyone to sell it." "Oh! Oh! How about $10,000? TEN THOUSAND! You could buy a house with that much money! Every month!" "Too many zeroes. People will get confused. Let's just go with $30,000." "$30,000 it is. Make up to $30,000 a month." "But ... wait. We want to get everyone. What if $30,000 isn't enough? The really good salespeople may want to make more." "That's why you're a genius. Let's make it $30,000 or more. That way we'll get everyone to call. No one can resist that."
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12-17-2014, 10:54 PM	#2
ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $-1391248	I would love to be the one who came with a pyramid scheme sometime. Make millions off dipshits.
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12-17-2014, 11:21 PM	#7
TimeForWasp Sprinkle in some Mahomes Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Butte Montana Casino cash: $7658507	I got caught up in some of that shit. Boy did I throw some money out the window. The relatively small bunch of gurus that are always in first on these different schemes are always the ones that make the money every time and they always pretend to take you under their wing. To think of the money I wasted on this shit just pisses me off. Water under the bridge. I hate to think about it. __________________ Posted via Slingshot using Rocks eBay sniper
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12-18-2014, 01:01 AM	#8
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12220126 VARSITY	My son got swindled into an energy drink scheme. He just refused to listen to me and wasted $160. Vemma __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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12-18-2014, 01:07 AM	#12
RobBlake Banned Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $10011127	Wake up now. Thats all i need to say. smh
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12-18-2014, 06:11 AM	#13
Jimmya Veteran Join Date: Dec 2012 Casino cash: $10014530	There are cars with Herbalife stickers driving all around Texas....... Crazy
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12-18-2014, 08:03 AM	#14
HonestChieffan Seeking the Truth daily Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $-1395691	http://www.drinklifein.com/company What can be bad? And you reap rewards of gold and jewels while helping others.... __________________ "We read books for knowledge; We read the Bible for wisdom!"
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12-18-2014, 09:30 AM	#15
Predarat Run Chiefs fans, run!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nashville, TN Casino cash: $9963863	One of my exes had parents that loved that shit, they had these damn Algea Pills, phone cards, fuel cards, insurance, you name the pyramid scheme, they were probably trying to do it.
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