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Regrettable things you've said to significant others
The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one.
What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge? |
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Beyond the Rapids
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I remember years ago trying to find an artful way to tell a woman who asked my opinion between two dresses that the reason I liked one better than the other was because it was more flattering around the waist and hips. She was a pretty girl and there was nothing wrong with her figure at all, but she asked why I liked dress A better than dress B, and without thinking I said that the striped one looked like the stripes were "stretchy" around the hips and the other one, the solid one was more flattering and looked really good on her.
Luckily I only had to pay with a bewildered "Why are you crying?" conversation for that one. |
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Pissed off now Joboo
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"Will you marry me?"
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I don't say mean things that echo in heads for eternity.
Except here.
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Pissed off now Joboo
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It'll be 20 years in May. (and yes...it was a smartass post to this thread).
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Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps |
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I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible
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As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently...
"So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?" |
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Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say
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1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV |
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I blame it on your dad.
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Lmao that's getting burned right there! I tee'd that one right up for ya
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