News Jet Blue Flight Attendant leaves 70 LB's of Coke behind.

Al Bundy · 03-21-2016, 08:42 PM

70 LBs of coke left by Jet Blue Flight attendant

Authorities are looking for a flight attendant who fled Los Angeles International Airport without shoes Friday night after being subject to a random search that turned up about 70 pounds of cocaine in two carry-on roller bags, authorities told NBC News.
The flight attendant, like other crew members, is not normally subjected to searches. But just after 7 p.m. Friday, the unidentified JetBlue flight attendant was pulled aside by TSA officers for a random screening in Terminal 4, law enforcement sources familiar with the incident said.

The woman, who was not identified, appeared nervous and made a cellphone call in a language not recognized by officers, authorities told NBC News. She was then taken aside to a secondary screening area and was asked for her employee identification.
Suddenly, the woman bolted from the screening location, running with her bags toward an escalator. After a short distance she jettisoned the luggage and her Gucci shoes, exiting the terminal. It was not immediately clear which flight she was set to board.

The incident, which is being investigated by Los Angeles Airport Police, LAPD and the Drug Enforcement Administration, was captured on video, which was not immediately released. The drugs have been booked into evidence.
DEA spokesman Timothy Massino said the woman faces felony drug charges.

Hamwallet · 03-21-2016, 08:52 PM

Makes you wonder how much blow this lady moved since she had never been searched before. Also, how does someone take off running from one of the largest airports and get away when already that deep in security.

Toby Waller · 03-21-2016, 08:56 PM

**Rain Man** · 03-21-2016, 08:58 PM

Jet Blue is a higher end airline. Most airlines won't even give you a drink these days.

BucEyedPea · 03-23-2016, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Jet Blue is a higher end airline. Most airlines won't even give you a drink these days.

Wuh Wut?

I get a drink on SW, United, American and Jet Blue.

**Dartgod** · 03-23-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Wuh Wut?

I get a drink on SW, United, American and Jet Blue.

Figures you wouldn't get the joke.

**Predarat** · 03-21-2016, 09:07 PM

It might be a woman named Jackie that lives across 110th street.

Eleazar · 03-21-2016, 09:18 PM

So a woman took off running with no shoes on, in the middle of an airport, and NOBODY catches her? She makes a clean getaway?

Bang-up job, TSA.

**Indian Chief** · 03-21-2016, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

So a woman took off running with no shoes on, in the middle of an airport, and NOBODY catches her? She makes a clean getaway?

Bang-up job, TSA.

You've met the TSA I presume? This comes as no surprise.

Willie Lanier · 03-21-2016, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Chief

You've met the TSA I presume? This comes as no surprise.

It's Jackie Brown all over again!

I apologize to the younger population that has no clue what I'm talking about

**Easy 6** · 03-22-2016, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Willie Lanier

It's Jackie Brown all over again!

First thought that came to my mind as well

**BigRedChief** · 03-21-2016, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

So a woman took off running with no shoes on, in the middle of an airport, and NOBODY catches her? She makes a clean getaway?

Bang-up job, TSA.

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

Msmith · 03-21-2016, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

Only $2 above a NY burger flipper? If I am a TSA person, I will demand at least $30 an hour.

**Bugeater** · 03-21-2016, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

Wait, now we're saying that for 17 ****ing dollars an hour?

JohnnyHammersticks · 03-22-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

What you get here in Denver for $17/hr is a female TSA agent who signaled a gay male TSA agent whenever any "hot guy" would come through so that he could pull the guy out of line and grope his wienie.

https://www.rt.com/usa/249661-tsa-ag...ping-genitals/

03-21-2016, 08:42 PM	Topic Starter
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3481831	Jet Blue Flight Attendant leaves 70 LB's of Coke behind. 70 LBs of coke left by Jet Blue Flight attendant Authorities are looking for a flight attendant who fled Los Angeles International Airport without shoes Friday night after being subject to a random search that turned up about 70 pounds of cocaine in two carry-on roller bags, authorities told NBC News. The flight attendant, like other crew members, is not normally subjected to searches. But just after 7 p.m. Friday, the unidentified JetBlue flight attendant was pulled aside by TSA officers for a random screening in Terminal 4, law enforcement sources familiar with the incident said. The woman, who was not identified, appeared nervous and made a cellphone call in a language not recognized by officers, authorities told NBC News. She was then taken aside to a secondary screening area and was asked for her employee identification. Suddenly, the woman bolted from the screening location, running with her bags toward an escalator. After a short distance she jettisoned the luggage and her Gucci shoes, exiting the terminal. It was not immediately clear which flight she was set to board. The incident, which is being investigated by Los Angeles Airport Police, LAPD and the Drug Enforcement Administration, was captured on video, which was not immediately released. The drugs have been booked into evidence. DEA spokesman Timothy Massino said the woman faces felony drug charges.
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