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Ladies and Gentleman, we have a hilarious mission: get Jeff Allen into the Pro Bowl.
Few things have been more infuriating this year than Jeff ****ing Allen getting his shit pushed in at LG.
But, as it has been revealed in another thread, he somehow leads the AFC in Pro Bowl votes for a guard. Folks, this has to happen. It is time for ChiefsPlanet to troll the NFL. It is time we get arguably our worst starter on either side of the ball into the Pro Bowl. Here is where you go to vote: http://www.nfl.com/probowl/ballot 1. Just vote for the one position if you want. No need to vote every position if you're looking to speed up the process. 2. Click on Guards, select Jeff Allen. He'll be at the top. ![]() 3. Then you scroll to the bottom, and click on "submit ballot." 4. Then it will ask you if you want to vote again. You can vote as many times as you want. And it takes 5 seconds. I bet if we all vote 5 times every day, Jeff Allen will be a Pro Bowler. Sticky this ****ing thread. I seriously don't care what you do today or who you are. I don't care about if you're a good father, a serial rapist, or petezg23. If we get Jeff Allen into the Pro Bowl somehow, you are officially one of the coolest fans the NFL has. That may not get you a free sub at Subway, but maybe your lover will spend a little more time downtown next time you two are going to Pleasuretown out of respect. Let's. ****ing. Do this. Last edited by Direckshun; 11-20-2013 at 10:33 PM.. |
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He's already the leading vote getter. Where's the challenge? This doesn't seem like a CP thing at all.
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I doubt we will ever top Cassel in the pro bowl.
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This seems a little different than a traditional CP style poll rigging.
I don't mind voting for the cutest baby, best hot sauce...or whatever....but Jeff Allen to the Pro Bowl....no thanks. |
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Quote:
my junior year we voted for the worse player, stoner, to get home coming king and he won just to show them popularity was ****ed we tried to vote the least popular girl in , but the winner had ginormous cans and I took her to the homecoming dance
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If we get him to the Pro-Bowl, we might be able to get something for him in the off-season. That would be hilarious.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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OK, let me get this straight. We don't like this guy. We want him off the starting line up. Yet you want to vote him into the pro bowl and get him a ****ing bonus?
WTF is wrong with you?
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Don't need to replace our Pro Bowl LG. /offseason
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Insert Forrest Gump "Stupid is as Stupid does".
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It would be funny, but he's already in first place, and fan votes are only 1/3 of it anyway
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I went all out
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Why is Allen so high?
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Because he just rolled out of DBowes car....Oh wait
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