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Old 03-06-2014, 09:05 AM  
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Guy makes new Barbie dolls with average woman proportions

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http://time.com/12786/the-new-barbie...s-proportions/

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Artist Nickolay Lamm, who shocked the world with his computer renditions of a doll modeled on an actual teenage woman, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $95,000 through Kickstarter to sell the "Lammily" doll, which carries the tagline "Average is beautiful"

While we might admire Barbie’s career aspirations, the dolls famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real woman to walk on all fours… with half a liver) leave a lot to be desired. So artist Nickolay Lamm gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Barbie would look like if she had the CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman’s body.

“A lot of people asked where they could buy normal Barbie,” Lamm told TIME. “But no one could buy it because it didn’t exist.”

So rather than just waiting for some other toy company to bring a Barbie with realistic proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, Lamm launched his own Kickstarter of sorts to raise $95,000 to begin production on a doll that has a real woman’s proportions. The line is called Lammily and its tagline is: “Average is beautiful.”




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Old 03-06-2014, 10:26 AM   #31
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barbie presents scissor sisters
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:28 AM   #32
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You forgot thyroid problems
perhaps

although I'm skeptical of the number of overweight people that actually have thyroid problems. It seems to be a scapegoat in many cases.
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:35 AM   #33
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if the folks at barbie and mr potato head got together they could probably make a doll and a pick your appendage accessory package and solve all these problems
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:35 AM   #34
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perhaps

although I'm skeptical of the number of overweight people that actually have thyroid problems. It seems to be a scapegoat in many cases.
That's what the new talking Barbie is for.

"Doctor said I gotta cut down on my sodium"
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:00 AM   #35
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:00 AM   #36
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Bigger boobies, please.
if she's fat it doesn't count

that was our saying in college
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:07 AM   #37
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i like it
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:15 AM   #39
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indeed they are

however, that is not (and should not be seen as) the ideal
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:17 AM   #42
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speak for yourself

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Old 03-06-2014, 11:24 AM   #44
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size customizable to personal preferences

i like it
Just follow the psi instructions or bubbles will pop!
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