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Old 03-06-2014, 09:05 AM  
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Guy makes new Barbie dolls with average woman proportions

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Artist Nickolay Lamm, who shocked the world with his computer renditions of a doll modeled on an actual teenage woman, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $95,000 through Kickstarter to sell the "Lammily" doll, which carries the tagline "Average is beautiful"

While we might admire Barbie’s career aspirations, the dolls famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real woman to walk on all fours… with half a liver) leave a lot to be desired. So artist Nickolay Lamm gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Barbie would look like if she had the CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman’s body.

“A lot of people asked where they could buy normal Barbie,” Lamm told TIME. “But no one could buy it because it didn’t exist.”

So rather than just waiting for some other toy company to bring a Barbie with realistic proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, Lamm launched his own Kickstarter of sorts to raise $95,000 to begin production on a doll that has a real woman’s proportions. The line is called Lammily and its tagline is: “Average is beautiful.”




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Old 03-06-2014, 11:31 AM   #46
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:46 AM   #47
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:12 PM   #48
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:15 PM   #49
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:45 PM   #50
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:49 PM   #51
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Wow.

Imagine that Barbie as 5'2" and that's my wife...
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:49 PM   #52
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Old 03-06-2014, 01:07 PM   #53
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Wow.

Imagine that Barbie as 5'2" and that's my wife...
Hopefully your wife is anatomically correct under the bikini.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:39 PM   #54
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What's the point of that? If you're going to change Barbie, do something useful, like giving her nipples and a twat.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:40 PM   #55
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Hopefully your wife is anatomically correct under the bikini.
She is.

And after further inspection they don't sag that much either.
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:32 PM   #56
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I JUST WANT MY KIDS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH A DOLL THAT LETS THEM KNOW WHAT A REAL WOMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE

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I DONT WANT THEM TO LIVE IN SHAME
So you're saying **** the whole Jewish and Catholic way of life?...
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