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Old 03-06-2014, 09:05 AM  
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Guy makes new Barbie dolls with average woman proportions

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http://time.com/12786/the-new-barbie...s-proportions/

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Artist Nickolay Lamm, who shocked the world with his computer renditions of a doll modeled on an actual teenage woman, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $95,000 through Kickstarter to sell the "Lammily" doll, which carries the tagline "Average is beautiful"

While we might admire Barbie’s career aspirations, the dolls famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real woman to walk on all fours… with half a liver) leave a lot to be desired. So artist Nickolay Lamm gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Barbie would look like if she had the CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman’s body.

“A lot of people asked where they could buy normal Barbie,” Lamm told TIME. “But no one could buy it because it didn’t exist.”

So rather than just waiting for some other toy company to bring a Barbie with realistic proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, Lamm launched his own Kickstarter of sorts to raise $95,000 to begin production on a doll that has a real woman’s proportions. The line is called Lammily and its tagline is: “Average is beautiful.”




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Old 03-07-2014, 09:51 AM   #76
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Full bush. She's too fat to be able to see down there to shave. Don't forget the hairy butt crack too.
They even squirted salsa on her chili ring for that genuine fat stank cow smell.
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:00 AM   #77
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Photoshopped magazine covers do more harm for my girls than Barbie does. Barbie is supposed to be the girl that can do everything. Why she has to be normal or average while doing it is counterproductive. Not every little girl is going to be a combination doctor/ice skater/astronaut.

Barbies measurements were meant to make her clothes look good. Not to mention... the clothes are hard enough to remove. You start adding hourglass figures and they're never coming off.
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:16 AM   #78
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:21 AM   #79
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2.) Everyone should strive for dumpiness.
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:30 AM   #80
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oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

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Old 03-07-2014, 10:31 AM   #81
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He probably should have said 'not naturally possible".
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:32 AM   #82
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some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

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She still doesn't have barbie proportions, and she probably paid a lot of money to be altered as close as humanly possible.
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:35 AM   #83
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She still doesn't have barbie proportions, and she probably paid a lot of money to be altered as close as humanly possible.
Exactly. This is why girls should strive to be fat.
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:38 AM   #84
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oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova
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Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
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Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:49 AM   #85
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Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.
I saw something about this some time ago. Some article somewhere. In it the "rel life Ken" was calling her out for being fake-ish. I have no idea what that means.
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:55 AM   #86
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I'll stick with my reality of some other jackhammer's obnoxious fantasy. So many guys that look like refugees from a comic book store have had their opinions about women polluted by porn that they think fake tits and a shaved groin are the standard. Congrats, hope those clowns end up with some mindless f* toy that will dump you for the first swinging d* that will upgrade her lifestyle.
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:24 PM   #88
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Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.
rib thing

i remember seeing articles about it several years ago

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i remember seeing articles about it several years ago

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I'll stick with my reality of some other jackhammer's obnoxious fantasy. So many guys that look like refugees from a comic book store have had their opinions about women polluted by porn that they think fake tits and a shaved groin are the standard. Congrats, hope those clowns end up with some mindless f* toy that will dump you for the first swinging d* that will upgrade her lifestyle.
fake tits are nasty but asking your women to maintain down there is not unreasonable.
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