ChiefsPlanet Who is the biggest DOUCHE on ChiefsPlanet? - Page 11

TLO · 01:48 PM

Here is the list of contestants

Zach
AAROW2
Bambi
Dane
Rust Shack
Reerun_KC
Bob Dole
R8ers
KC native
Donger
Mav
Hootie 2.0
Easy6
SETSUNA
Al Bundy
Sweet Daddy Williams
cosmo20002
Pawnmower
Count Alex's Losses
HonestChieffan
Hootie 2.0
Livesteam
Prison Bitch
Baby Lee
BEP
Rudy lost the toss
Inmem58

Moving on : R8ers / Cosmo / AAROW 2/ Kaepernick / Zach / Reerun_KC / Bambi / Prison Bitch / Rudy lost the toss/ Sweet Daddy Williams / Inmem58/ Count Alex's Losses
Possibly Elminated. : Mav / Easy 6 / Hootie 2.0 / Al Bundy / BEP / Bob Dole/ Pawnmower

**Mav** · 12-09-2014, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You can sit by me!

Don't bring Mav tho.

I'm uncomfortable with men that jump when you snap your fingers.

we still cool to share some ice cream and tissues tonight?

ROYC75 · 12-09-2014, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

There are a few posters here who can go from cool as shit to complete douche nozzles from one post to the next.

0-60 by a few beers or an improperly worn tampon, sometime both creating warp speed results..

Katipan · 12-09-2014, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mav

we still cool to share some ice cream and tissues tonight?

Play dates!

Meet you at Gymboree any day of the week.

Katipan · 12-09-2014, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

0-60 by a few beers or and improperly worn tampon, sometime both creating warp speed results..

Seriously, thats no joke. You push that thing far enough in there and you have to go spelunking. And then when you finally fish it out your fingers are covered in goop that hasn't been clear for days. And if you don't, you get TSS and die.

Katipan · 12-09-2014, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I don't know what that means, kitten.

SOA reference. I'm going to lock you in a room someday and make you watch every last episode.

**Donger** · 12-09-2014, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

SOA reference. I'm going to lock you in a room someday and make you watch every last episode.

Okay, don't get mad... I can sense that you already are a little...

But what is SOA?

**Donger** · 12-09-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bufkin

I sucked his dick at a sock hop in '55.

Did he criticize your technique?

ROYC75 · 12-09-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Seriously, thats no joke. You push that thing far enough in there and you have to go spelunking. And then when you finally fish it out your fingers are covered in goop that hasn't been clear for days. And if you don't, you get TSS and die.

There ya go, we got the dirt right there boys!

**Mav** · 12-09-2014, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Okay, don't get mad... I can sense that you already are a little...

But what is SOA?

Katipan · 12-09-2014, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Okay, don't get mad... I can sense that you already are a little...

But what is SOA?

Oh boy.

So there's this guy named Jax. His dad started a club that turned into a gang. It's made up of a bunch of fun loving characters, like Chucky.

A compulsive masturbator that had his fingers cut off to discourage his masturbation. He got new fingers later ala Star Wars.

Then there's Tiggy. Tiggy walked in on his daughter pretending to be dominated by a huge black dude. That daughter later got set on fire in a pit on top of a bunch of other black dudes. Tiggy now humps Venus, who is played by Walton Goggins.

Then there's Juicey. Although he's dead right now. He went a little nuts early in the series. Stole some drugs, framed a brother, killed a brother, failed at suicide, ratted some private information to someone he shouldn't have, killed a cop, shot at a bunch of CHPs, went to jail, got butt ****ed by Marilyn Manson on a daily basis, killed a Chinese dude, got humped by a bunch of Chinese dudes and was finally killed by Marilyn Manson by a shiv hidden in a book of poetry.

Chibs is our foreigner from the IRA. He's ugly but hot. Can't be killed. Jimmy O Fallon said so.

Bobby... Oh Bobby. He was a fat accountant that pretended to be Elvis. His eye got carved out with a grapefruit spoon because a bunch of people lied and he can't drive worth a shit. We all loved Bobby tho.

I could go on?...

**Donger** · 12-09-2014, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh boy.

So there's this guy named Jax. His dad started a club that turned into a gang. It's made up of a bunch of fun loving characters, like Chucky.

A compulsive masturbator that had his fingers cut off to discourage his masturbation. He got new fingers later ala Star Wars.

Then there's Tiggy. Tiggy walked in on his daughter pretending to be dominated by a huge black dude. That daughter later got set on fire in a pit on top of a bunch of other black dudes. Tiggy now humps Venus, who is played by Walton Goggins.

Then there's Juicey. Although he's dead right now. He went a little nuts early in the season. Stole some drugs, framed a brother, killed a brother, failed at suicide, ratted some private information to someone he shouldn't have, killed a cop, shot at a bunch of CHPs, went to jail, got butt ****ed by Marilyn Manson on a daily basis, killed a Chinese dude, got humped by a bunch of Chinese dudes and was finally killed by Marilyn Manson by a shiv hidden in a book of poetry.

Chibs is our foreigner from the IRA. He's ugly but hot. Can't be killed. Jimmy O Fallon said so.

Bobby... Oh Bobby. He was a fat accountant that pretended to be Elvis. His eye got carved out with a grapefruit spoon because a bunch of people lied and he can't drive worth a shit. We all loved Bobby tho.

I could go on?...

When did MTG get a show about his life? Good for him!

**TimBone** · 12-09-2014, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Seriously, thats no joke. You push that thing far enough in there and you have to go spelunking. And then when you finally fish it out your fingers are covered in goop that hasn't been clear for days. And if you don't, you get TSS and die.

Wtf.

Also, buttered popcorn.

Katipan · 12-09-2014, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Wtf.

Also, buttered popcorn.

All of you, tonight, your homework is to ask your wives what she does when she gets her period in public and does not have a sanitary anything.

If you don't have a wife, ask your friend's wife. It'll be ok.

...

Why I like plain popcorn.

TLO · 12-09-2014, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

All of you, tonight, your homework is to ask your wives what she does when she gets her period in public and does not have a sanitary anything.

If you don't have a wife, ask your friend's wife. It'll be ok.

...

Why I like plain popcorn.

I am confused like never before.

**Donger** · 12-09-2014, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

All of you, tonight, your homework is to ask your wives what she does when she gets her period in public and does not have a sanitary anything.

If you don't have a wife, ask your friend's wife. It'll be ok.

...

Why I like plain popcorn.

My wife no longer has periods.

12-09-2014, 09:40 AM
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $-2400000	Who is the biggest DOUCHE on ChiefsPlanet? Here is the list of contestants Zach AAROW2 Bambi Dane Rust Shack Reerun_KC Bob Dole R8ers KC native Donger Mav Hootie 2.0 Easy6 SETSUNA Al Bundy Sweet Daddy Williams cosmo20002 Pawnmower Count Alex's Losses HonestChieffan Hootie 2.0 Livesteam Prison Bitch Baby Lee BEP Rudy lost the toss Inmem58 Moving on : R8ers / Cosmo / AAROW 2/ Kaepernick / Zach / Reerun_KC / Bambi / Prison Bitch / Rudy lost the toss/ Sweet Daddy Williams / Inmem58/ Count Alex's Losses Possibly Elminated. : Mav / Easy 6 / Hootie 2.0 / Al Bundy / BEP / Bob Dole/ Pawnmower Last edited by TLO; 12-17-2014 at 01:48 PM..
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