Life Brain Tumor - Page 9

Saccopoo · 09-03-2015, 10:05 AM

So, that shit is fun.

Started having some really cool and powerful deja-vu at work on Tuesday, then a strong ominous feeling set in and then started seeing small, flashing rainbow colored lights under the brim of my hat. Figured that it was either a premonition about an earthquake (like animals get) as Salt Lake City sits on a fault line, either that or I was hitting a major fatigue wall as I had been working long hours and had been hitting the gym pretty hard while not getting as much sleep as required in addition to cutting carbs from the diet. Anyway, I got a little freaked out, went to the bakery, grabbed a croissant and detoured it and everything kinda went back to normal.

Later on, started getting the deja-vu again (and it was super good shit - like I was seeing the future and shit - and it even had a soundtrack going along with it), and that's about all I can remember. Apparently I turned to the guy next to me, said something about tripping my balls off massively and told him I was going to puke, then my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes.

Came to with the EMT dude holding a ice pack to the back of my mellon on a huge goose egg. They were going to call an ambulance to take me to the ER and I told them it was nothing and I was fine. Fortunately the HR guy was standing there and convinced me to go to the ER. When I got there they did a CT scan to check for concussion probabilities.

Dude came back into the room with the radiologist and said "Um, bad news. There is a mass in the right side of your brain and we want to do an MRI for more detail."

"Well, shit."

So they did that and sure enough, there is a golf ball sized mass sitting there with a bunch of fluid around it. Nuerosurgeon (chief resident who looks like he's 17, comes in and says that they want to schedule surgery on Friday morning. Okies.

So, I'm sitting here in the Neurology wing of the University of Utah hospital (which is highly regarded) worrying about these guys going to the Utah/Michigan game tonight and coming back into surgery tomorrow hungover as shit.

Bonus is, I've had two really hot nurses in a row the past two nights. Tried to convince both to give me a leisure massage and body shampoo, but they didn't go for it though I had a girl from work come by last night to visit who wanted to give me a hummer.

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty fortunate that shit went down the way it did, because I most likely would have blown it off for ever until it became really bad. (Although, I am going to ask them if it's benign if they can just keep it in there because I was digging the deja-vu bordering on omnipotence.)

Also I hear that the chief neurosurgeon is totally old school and I think I saw him sharpening his hacksaw on a rusty pipe outside and telling the nurse that she should find his favorite spoon.

**BigRedChief** · 09-04-2015, 12:25 PM

Hope for a fast recovery. Keep the positive attitude going.

**Bowser** · 09-04-2015, 12:34 PM

You need to stop turning down the hummers.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-04-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

You need to stop turning down the hummers.

No shit!

This chick I dated back in 08 contacted me on Facebook when she found out about my condition. This was in October. We remained in contact, and by March I finally felt like driving so we met at a Fairfield Inn in Canton.

**Donger** · 09-04-2015, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

No shit!

This chick I dated back in 08 contacted me on Facebook when she found out about my condition. This was in October. We remained in contact, and by March I finally felt like driving so we met at a Fairfield Inn in Canton.

Wait. Facebook = blowjobs? Why am I just hearing this now?

Oregon chief · 09-04-2015, 01:06 PM

My wife works at the University Hospital (pediatrics). It is a very good hospital, you are in good hands. When you recover we'll have to find a good bar for watching chiefs game.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-04-2015, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Wait. Facebook = blowjobs? Why am I just hearing this now?

**ptlyon** · 09-04-2015, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

You need to stop turning down the hummers.

We can't stress this enough

**ptlyon** · 09-04-2015, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave

Sent you a PM

Don't bother, he'll just turn you down

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-04-2015, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Don't bother, he'll just turn you down

Omaha · 09-04-2015, 02:10 PM

Positive thoughts heading your way. Take care, man.

scho63 · 09-04-2015, 02:25 PM

Good luck for sure!

"Leave the tumor, take the hummer"

Fat Elvis · 09-04-2015, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

Which side? Probably looks like mine.

Right side.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-04-2015, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

Right side.

Both of mine were in the same location.

Hopefully, for Sac, his aren't the same type as mine.

Fat Elvis · 09-05-2015, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

Both of mine were in the same location.

Hopefully, for Sac, his aren't the same type as mine.

Hope he is doing OK...

Saccopoo · 09-05-2015, 02:57 PM

Aces. Got a bit of a headache and I am missing half of my chest hair due to akg stickies. (Feel like Steve Carrell in 40 year old virgin.). Docs think everything went well.

Thanks to all of you for the well wishes. Best family away from real family that a person could have.

09-03-2015, 10:05 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Brain Tumor So, that shit is fun. Started having some really cool and powerful deja-vu at work on Tuesday, then a strong ominous feeling set in and then started seeing small, flashing rainbow colored lights under the brim of my hat. Figured that it was either a premonition about an earthquake (like animals get) as Salt Lake City sits on a fault line, either that or I was hitting a major fatigue wall as I had been working long hours and had been hitting the gym pretty hard while not getting as much sleep as required in addition to cutting carbs from the diet. Anyway, I got a little freaked out, went to the bakery, grabbed a croissant and detoured it and everything kinda went back to normal. Later on, started getting the deja-vu again (and it was super good shit - like I was seeing the future and shit - and it even had a soundtrack going along with it), and that's about all I can remember. Apparently I turned to the guy next to me, said something about tripping my balls off massively and told him I was going to puke, then my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. Came to with the EMT dude holding a ice pack to the back of my mellon on a huge goose egg. They were going to call an ambulance to take me to the ER and I told them it was nothing and I was fine. Fortunately the HR guy was standing there and convinced me to go to the ER. When I got there they did a CT scan to check for concussion probabilities. Dude came back into the room with the radiologist and said "Um, bad news. There is a mass in the right side of your brain and we want to do an MRI for more detail." "Well, shit." So they did that and sure enough, there is a golf ball sized mass sitting there with a bunch of fluid around it. Nuerosurgeon (chief resident who looks like he's 17, comes in and says that they want to schedule surgery on Friday morning. Okies. So, I'm sitting here in the Neurology wing of the University of Utah hospital (which is highly regarded) worrying about these guys going to the Utah/Michigan game tonight and coming back into surgery tomorrow hungover as shit. Bonus is, I've had two really hot nurses in a row the past two nights. Tried to convince both to give me a leisure massage and body shampoo, but they didn't go for it though I had a girl from work come by last night to visit who wanted to give me a hummer. Anyway, I'm feeling pretty fortunate that shit went down the way it did, because I most likely would have blown it off for ever until it became really bad. (Although, I am going to ask them if it's benign if they can just keep it in there because I was digging the deja-vu bordering on omnipotence.) Also I hear that the chief neurosurgeon is totally old school and I think I saw him sharpening his hacksaw on a rusty pipe outside and telling the nurse that she should find his favorite spoon.
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09-04-2015, 01:06 PM	#125
Oregon chief Sideline Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $9852131	My wife works at the University Hospital (pediatrics). It is a very good hospital, you are in good hands. When you recover we'll have to find a good bar for watching chiefs game.
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09-04-2015, 02:10 PM	#130
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09-05-2015, 02:57 PM	#135
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Aces. Got a bit of a headache and I am missing half of my chest hair due to akg stickies. (Feel like Steve Carrell in 40 year old virgin.). Docs think everything went well. Thanks to all of you for the well wishes. Best family away from real family that a person could have.
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