Dental experiences with O.City

[O.city]

Had a pretty interesting day today at the office. Morning was pretty normal, drill and fill, check hygiene, extract a tooth etc. Nothing too out of the ordinary.

Pretty normal lunch. Trolled around on CP, ate an apple and a handful of wheat thins.

Then the afternoon hit.

I see inmates from the county jail here in town if they have a tooth ache or something, sheriff or deputy will call up and bring them up in shackles and the whole bit. It's not big deal, most of them are just happy to get out of pain and it's not a problem. So dude comes in, my assistant goes in to ask the normal "which tooth is bothering you, let me get an xray, blah blah". I was in the lab doing something so I wasn't really paying attention. She comes in and says "doc, you will need to come look at something" to which I responded "he need a tooth out, which tooth is hurting"?

"All of them". Huh, ok, weird response but lets go check it out. Sure enough, continued meth use pretty much causes things to not go so well intraorally, so he was pretty much decayed out and most teeth were broken off to the gumline (google meth mouth if you want to see it, i'm not messing with photos). Asked if I could extract all 26 teeth he had left in the 30 minute block we had on the schedule for him.

I laughed, said "nah, which one hurts the worst, we'll take that out". He pointed to one, I numbed it up, used an elevator to take it out, about 30 seconds worth of pressure and it was pretty lose. 2 teeth next to it are super mobile and infected (which starts draining as I get this one out, that smelt nice) so I told him he was getting 2 free extractions since he was already numb in that area and they were loose and I was right there, no harm no foul.

It's always fun when we see the inmates, the Sheriff comes up and sits in the room with them all serious, then when I come in the room we talk about hunting or why the Chiefs always break hearts or something.

He breaks down and starts crying thanking me, that he already felt better (if you saw the amount of infection I drained, you'd see why) and asked if he could make an appointment for when he got out. "Sure, how long you think you'll be in this predicament".

"I figure 4 or 5 years, you scheduling ahead that far yet"? Told him nah, just take care of himself and come see me when he gets out.

Next patient is an amish guy (we have a fairly big amish community near us), super nice guy, needs a crown. Asks if he can barter instead of pay, I ask what is in it for me, said he'd bring me a dozen eggs every week for 6 months (they have chicken barns or something) or I could have a quarter of one of the cows they're butchering. Sold, eggs and beef for a crown, sign me up.

Only problem with that is he scheduled an appointment for himself, but brought 4 other family members who all needed work done.

So we had a waiting room full of inmates and Amish this afternoon. Thought that might be a good name of a band or something.

[GloryDayz]

In b4 "antifreeze"...

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Ocity, what mouthwashes do you recommend?

Doesn’t matter as long as you floss first.

.

What do I win?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Ocity, what mouthwashes do you recommend?

Sperm

[O.city]

Man, I'm not really up on the mouthwash. They're all probably fine, just use sparingly. The alcohol is a drying agent.

[Sofa King]

What about canker sores? Any actual cure other than numbing them +time?

I have what I assume is a saliva duct that gets clogged off and on in the back roof of my mouth, what the hells the deal with that?

[O.city]

Could be a stone clogging the duct. Not many salivary glands on the roof though, that's a weird spot.

We do different things for canker sores. Rincinol is an over the counter thing, Fluocinonide .05% is about the best thing for them.

[O.city]

Can you take a half mouth full of water, lay back and hold it in your mouth without having a panic attack and freaking out?

If so, congrats, you're in the 3% of people who aren't ****ing morons.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by O.city

Can you take a half mouth full of water, lay back and hold it in your mouth without having a panic attack and freaking out?

If so, congrats, you're in the 3% of people who aren't ****ing morons.

I don't have to do this to know I'm a ****ing moron. But thanks.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by O.city

Can you take a half mouth full of water, lay back and hold it in your mouth without having a panic attack and freaking out?

If so, congrats, you're in the 3% of people who aren't ****ing morons.

Id go to the dentist more if y'all gave me valium being tilted on that chair for an hour makes me dizzy

[loochy]

So am I the only one that kind of likes going to the dentist?


1) My teeth are generally in very good condition, so the cleanings don't hurt
2) I like the idea of coming out of there with SUPER clean teeth
3) I like laying in the chair with my eyes closed
4) The hygienists are almost always pretty and pleasantly nice young women

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by loochy

So am I the only one that kind of likes going to the dentist?


1) My teeth are generally in very good condition, so the cleanings don't hurt
2) I like the idea of coming out of there with SUPER clean teeth
3) I like laying in the chair with my eyes closed
4) The hygienists are almost always pretty and pleasantly nice young women

My Hygentist's dad was the Chiefs team doctor in the 60's. Her brother has the SB ring.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

My Hygentist's dad was the Chiefs team doctor in the 60's. Her brother has the SB ring.

Does she have big tits

[kysirsoze]

Originally Posted by loochy

So am I the only one that kind of likes going to the dentist?


1) My teeth are generally in very good condition, so the cleanings don't hurt
2) I like the idea of coming out of there with SUPER clean teeth
3) I like laying in the chair with my eyes closed
4) The hygienists are almost always pretty and pleasantly nice young women

Due to a careless youth, I've had a bunch of work done which usually means no matter how well I've taken care of my teeth now, I get bad news fairly regularly. If I was in your situation I would agree.

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Does she have big tits

she has to be age 65

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

she has to be age 65

Soooo…???