Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 4

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

**Iowanian** · 11-03-2004, 08:59 PM

I know who #2 works for........

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 08:59 PM

What pisses me off is; I like to roll over in the morning and get some. Like it wasn’t hard enough for my wife to just look up at me! Now I have the screaming sex crazed deaf neighbor turning her off. It’s just not fair!

LiL stumppy · 11-03-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

HAHA have fun

**Bowser** · 11-03-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Let me help you some more..imagine the smell of that tuna under the spandex!

What, have I or others around pissed you off to the point you must paint these pictures in our minds?

I should thank you in advance for the forthcoming night screams, you bastitch!

Brando · 11-03-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

What pisses me off is; I like to roll over in the morning and get some. Like it wasn’t hard enough for my wife to just look up at me! Now I have the screaming sex crazed deaf neighbor turning her off. It’s just not fair!

I would simply say, "See honey...people with a normal, healthy sex life".

**Skip Towne** · 11-03-2004, 09:03 PM

Obese people are sickening. I had to quit going to Golden Corral. The food is good but the buffet attracts the Rhinos and they ruin my appetite.

TheNextStep · 11-03-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

What pisses me off is; I like to roll over in the morning and get some. Like it wasn’t hard enough for my wife to just look up at me! Now I have the screaming sex crazed deaf neighbor turning her off. It’s just not fair!

Your wife is just pissed that you're so busy jerking off to the sounds of fat ugly deaf people that you don't have time to stick it her butt anymore...

Seriously, man, straighten out your priorities...

Brando · 11-03-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

What, have I or others around pissed you off to the point you must paint these pictures in our minds?

I should thank you in advance for the forthcoming night screams, you bastitch!

I didn't mention anything about the flap of excess skin on her ass crack that is used as a mud flap did I?
O.k. I'll stop now...I'm making myself sick.

BIG_DADDY · 11-03-2004, 09:05 PM

I feel for ya but would be more than willing to trade neighbors. I got 16 Mexicans living next door to me that never shut up and are constantly making noise, or fighting, or fixing 2 stroke engines on lawn equipment they resell in yard sales.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

I feel for ya but would be more than willing to trade neighbors. I got 16 Mexicans living next door to me that never shut up and are constantly making noise, or fighting, or fixing 2 stroke engines on lawn equipment they resell in yard sales.

There are so many places that I could go with this one..but I can't

**Bowser** · 11-03-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

I feel for ya but would be more than willing to trade neighbors. I got 16 Mexicans living next door to me that never shut up and are constantly making noise, or fighting, or fixing 2 stroke engines on lawn equipment they resell in yard sales.

Just wait until the other side of the family shows up to live with them!

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 09:07 PM

[QUOTE=TheNextStep]Your wife is just pissed that you're so busy jerking off

Screw you dude…. I can’t even do that any more.

Ohhhhhhhh the humanity!

Brando · 11-03-2004, 09:09 PM

[QUOTE=R&GHomer]

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Originally Posted by TheNextStep

Your wife is just pissed that you're so busy jerking off

Screw you dude…. I can’t even do that any more.

Ohhhhhhhh the humanity!

Dude..don't jerk off to my mom..that's just sick!

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Dude..don't jerk off to my mom..that's just sick!

Jerk off to? I meant on to.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

Jerk off to? I ment on to.

So you're the one that's been jerking off on my deaf mom after assplowing her?
Dude..could you keep it down..it's hard to concentrate on banging my mom's neighbor's wife with all that noise.

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	What pisses me off is; I like to roll over in the morning and get some. Like it wasn’t hard enough for my wife to just look up at me! Now I have the screaming sex crazed deaf neighbor turning her off. It’s just not fair! __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	[QUOTE=TheNextStep]Your wife is just pissed that you're so busy jerking off Screw you dude…. I can’t even do that any more. Ohhhhhhhh the humanity! __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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