Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 11

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Not really. I didnt open the can of worms and make the thread here on the Chiefs forum.

You may not have opened it, but you sure the hell kicked it over the fence.

Crush · 11-04-2004, 04:24 PM

I think I'll go throw up now.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

I think I'll go throw up now.

And take a HOT, HOT shower. You will feel better.

**Predarat** · 11-04-2004, 04:45 PM

Here what to do-Steal or sabotoge whatever method they use for birth control-shes then bound to get pregnant-he will never get any again.

Jenson71 · 11-04-2004, 04:52 PM

This thread is worthless without pics...

**CosmicPal** · 11-04-2004, 04:55 PM

I think I'm going to have to cancel my date tonight upon reading this thread.

I may never read another non-football thread again- particularly if it has the words 'fat chicks' somewhere in the thread.

Thig Lyfe · 11-04-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Dear Lord, no.

Could you speak a bit louder?

Brando · 11-04-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

But oh well.

So the same ex, who had the cottage cheese down south. This little event happened in 1999 and caused me to break up with her indefinately. She came down to my house for the weekend. She and I have been dating for close to a year by this time and she decided to give me her special present. Her ass. Which was fine, I never did a girl like that before. I strapped on a condom, but after a few strokes I decided that the condom would soon break, so I ripped it off and dove back in. Right before I splurt, she said "I want to swallow it" Screw that, its been in your ass...so I shoot my wad on the carpet. This was in the hallway, where I have seen my house dogs take a piss or crap over the years, she turns around and screamed at me "What did you do that for?" She then turned back around and proceeded to slurp it off the carpet. Needless to say, the smell of ass is in the air and the splooge isnt exactly all me, its got leftover chunks of turds in it from her....and here she is licking it up off the carpet like a wet-vac. I broke up with her right then and there, which she stalked me for several months, and I had to get a restraining order out against her.

Hence the name "chocolate shake".

I cant go to dairy queen and get blizzards anymore, especially the mississippi mud blizzard, I swear I think she had corn that day or something...

I'd say that you belong in prison, but I would be afraid that you would just come back with more stories.

**CosmicPal** · 11-04-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Were you slated to hook up with a fattie w/ a yeast infection?

Thank gawd, no....

I can thank my lucky stars or somewhat tainted beer goggles I've never done it with a fat broad. I don't mean to be inherently unforgiving or incorrigible, but I do not see anything erotic about getting into bed with a beached whale.

I can honestly say I tried to do a drunken intercourse with a fat broad once, but Johnny didn't want to come out to play.

Brando · 11-04-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Thank gawd, no....

I can thank my lucky stars or somewhat tainted beer goggles I've never done it with a fat broad. I don't mean to be inherently unforgiving or incorrigible, but I do not see anything erotic about getting into bed with a beached whale.

I can honestly say I tried to do a drunken intercourse with a fat broad once, but Johnny didn't want to come out to play.

So how is that you find the uglies that aren't fat? I'm sure that guy with the stories is riveted.

Brando · 11-04-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

My big bro used to say, "You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel fat."

Never stopped him from poking a fat broad. But, he used to say it anyway.

My old man says "any port in the storm boys!"

**Iowanian** · 11-04-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Fat girls need love, too.

Speaking of........I found that pic you sent of your date with Dense.

**CosmicPal** · 11-04-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando

So how is that you find the uglies that aren't fat?

I stay away from them as well. HOWEVER- one night a friend of mine knew this gal who was ugly. And ugly is a nice way of putting it. Towards the end of the night, after we all returned from the bars she and I were sitting on the couch- in the dark. One thing led to another.

When I woke up the next morning, my bedroom looked as though a hurricane had hit the house. Even the mattress was on the floor with half of it stretched up against the wall. I'm like "yeah, baby." But, then I looked at who my partner in crime was, and I had to go jump in the shower and brush my teeth right away...

I actually did it with her another drunken night- she was simply that good.

Other than that- I've been very blessed to have had such beautiful partners- such as the one I'm with now.

FAX · 11-04-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Speaking of........I found that pic you sent of your date with Dense.

Mr. Iowanian, if you don't mind me saying so ... there is a special place in hell for people who post pictures like that on the Internet.

Best,

FAX

Brando · 11-04-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I stay away from them as well. HOWEVER- one night a friend of mine knew this gal who was ugly. And ugly is a nice way of putting it. Towards the end of the night, after we all returned from the bars she and I were sitting on the couch- in the dark. One thing led to another.

When I woke up the next morning, my bedroom looked as though a hurrican had hit the house. Even the mattress was on the floor with half of it stretched up against the wall. I'm like "yeah, baby." But, then I looked at who my partner in crime was, and I had to go jump in the shower and brush my teeth right away...

I actually did it with her another drunken night- she was simply that good.

Other than that- I've been very blessed with to have had such beautiful partners- such as the one I'm with now.

C'mon..we're all guys here...you can admit it.

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