Sounds reasonable??

DenverChief · 01-24-2006, 07:14 PM

A US Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and
he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunken murderer.

So I yelled that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."

**Skip Towne** · 01-24-2006, 07:16 PM

Repost.

DenverChief · 01-24-2006, 07:16 PM

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says
to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" OK,"
says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ~ grass. Yet the
deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the
horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?"

DenverChief · 01-24-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Repost.

what you do when you must put the fence up again?

**Bob Dole** · 01-24-2006, 07:19 PM

Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

DenverChief · 01-24-2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

Pete

DenverChief · 01-24-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

Thats odd too I always heard it as Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat pete fell out who was left?

at any rate this thread is now worthless feel free to moderate it

milkman · 01-24-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

Not Pete.

FAX · 01-24-2006, 08:43 PM

So ... where was Who?

FAX

01-24-2006, 07:14 PM
DenverChief Pedantic Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Rocky Ford Casino cash: $3072617	Sounds reasonable?? A US Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunken murderer. So I yelled that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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01-24-2006, 07:16 PM	#2
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Repost.
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01-24-2006, 07:16 PM	#3
DenverChief Pedantic Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Rocky Ford Casino cash: $3072617	The good blonde A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ~ grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?"
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01-24-2006, 07:19 PM	#5
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1154563	Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?
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01-24-2006, 08:43 PM	#9
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	So ... where was Who? FAX
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