Would you trade Jerome Woods for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch? (Interesting Story)

arrowheadnation · 11:36 AM

Some Romanian soccer team is trading their players for meat and equipment. That got me to thinking...I'd definitely trade Jerome Woods for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, or maybe one of those new Cheesy Bites Pizzas that Jessica Simpson's been peddling. Who would you trade? BTW, here's the story:

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Dateline: Romania--Speaking of soccer-related tragedies, a struggling Romanian soccer team was forced to sell one of their players for meat. The Juil Petrosani soccer club traded midfielder Ion Radu to the second division club Vilcea for two tons of beef and pork. Club president Constantin Catuti hopes to sell off the meat to pay the other players' salaries. The club recently sold defender Liviu Baicea to another team for 10 footballs and a set of shirts and shorts.
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**DaKCMan AP** · 02-28-2006, 11:29 AM

possibly. but definately for a crunchwrap supreme!

trndobrd · 02-28-2006, 11:29 AM

How many sauce packets are involved?

RaiderH8r · 02-28-2006, 11:45 AM

With a conditional soft taco 12 pack.

MVChiefFan · 02-28-2006, 11:54 AM

I would almost trade Rich Scanlon for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch!!! Those are (in my opinion) the absolute best things goin' at Taco Bell. Pisses me off to no end that they don't sell those things all the time.

jspchief · 02-28-2006, 12:46 PM

Isn't that a sign that you don't need a professional soccer team? Maybe they should consider a rec league.

Sully · 02-28-2006, 01:07 PM

Do those things have onions?
If not, then yes.

KCTitus · 02-28-2006, 01:31 PM

This is why you guys would suck worse than Carl as GM...holy crap, this team got 2 tons of beef for a soccer player.

Clearly, one should be able to get at least 4 tons of Cheesy Gordita Crunches for a NFL player.

sedated · 02-28-2006, 01:43 PM

those cheesy bites pizzas suck, don't let them fool you like they fooled me.

it's just a stuft crust pizza with a fancy name.

Wile_E_Coyote · 02-28-2006, 02:33 PM

I'd like to set down with Jerome and talk Chiefs over beers & cheesy gorditas

Pitt Gorilla · 02-28-2006, 03:42 PM

Did anyone else begin salivating at the thought of 2 tons of beef and pork? Of course, I'd want it smoked first. How much sauce and bread would I need to go with that?

sedated · 02-28-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Did anyone else begin salivating at the thought of 2 tons of beef and pork? Of course, I'd want it smoked first. How much sauce and bread would I need to go with that?

2,154 bottles of Gates Xtra Hot
873 loaves of bread

JBucc · 02-28-2006, 04:17 PM

No. It wouldn't do me much good to watch CP enjoy a cheesy gordita crunch.

Hammock Parties · 02-28-2006, 06:13 PM

I love cheesy gordita crunches. Those things are off tha heezy!

plbrdude · 02-28-2006, 06:32 PM

if you traded woods for taco bell fare, they would get a piece of crap and you would get to take one

02-28-2006, 11:28 AM
arrowheadnation MONTANA #19 Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $3717357	Would you trade Jerome Woods for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch? (Interesting Story) Some Romanian soccer team is trading their players for meat and equipment. That got me to thinking...I'd definitely trade Jerome Woods for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, or maybe one of those new Cheesy Bites Pizzas that Jessica Simpson's been peddling. Who would you trade? BTW, here's the story: Quote:--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dateline: Romania--Speaking of soccer-related tragedies, a struggling Romanian soccer team was forced to sell one of their players for meat. The Juil Petrosani soccer club traded midfielder Ion Radu to the second division club Vilcea for two tons of beef and pork. Club president Constantin Catuti hopes to sell off the meat to pay the other players' salaries. The club recently sold defender Liviu Baicea to another team for 10 footballs and a set of shirts and shorts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last edited by arrowheadnation; 02-28-2006 at 11:36 AM..
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02-28-2006, 03:42 PM	#11
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