Own a laptop with wireless Internet? - Page 2

Simplex3 · 07:48 PM

I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.

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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.

Simplex3 · 01-12-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I had 3 heaping bowls of a tasty, as-of-yet-unnamed casserole my wife prepared for dinner.

It had taters, onions, hamburger, and no shortage of cheese. I have a feeling you can count on my participation priot to bedtime this evening.

Kick ass.

JBucc · 01-12-2007, 07:34 PM

I have laptop that has wirless built in but I do not have a wireless internet connection. I do however have a 50 foot ethernet cable

**Buck** · 01-12-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

I have laptop that has wirless built in but I do not have a wireless internet connection. I do however have a 50 foot ethernet cable

That works.

01-12-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

I have laptop that has wirless built in but I do not have a wireless internet connection. I do however have a 50 foot ethernet cable

Judges?

Simplex3 · 01-12-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

I have laptop that has wirless built in but I do not have a wireless internet connection. I do however have a 50 foot ethernet cable

The exact arrangement of your connectivity is irrelevant. I appreciate any participation in this study.

01-12-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

That works.

Shut up N00B!!!

**Buck** · 01-12-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

The exact arrangement of your connectivity is irrelevant. I appreciate any participation in this study.

If you didnt have any connection from inside the bathroom, could you write down notes on a pad of paper, and then come back to your computer and copy them down into this thread?

Simplex3 · 01-12-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

The exact arrangement of your connectivity is irrelevant. I appreciate any participation in this study.

Note:

As long as the cable is only used to connect your PC to the Internet and makes no pit-stops in between. Otherwise you'll have to take a black and white photo and call it "art". You could even get a government grant.

crazycoffey · 01-12-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

You took a half hour s**t? You might want to have that looked at. But not by Goatcheeze, that would just be weird.

Yeah, I have a prostrate the size of a watermelon. It’s probably about to rupture, but I’ll be sure to mention that too.

Simplex3 · 01-12-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

If you didnt have any connection from inside the bathroom, could you write down notes on a pad of paper, and then come back to your computer and copy them down into this thread?

Only if you dictate the notes to someone else. We don't want anyone stabbing or poking something by accident.

Simplex3 · 01-12-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Yeah, I have a prostrate the size of a watermelon. It’s probably about to rupture, but I’ll be sure to mention that too.

Just make sure you click "Submit Reply" before you go towards the white light.

**Buck** · 01-12-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Only if you dictate the notes to someone else. We don't want anyone stabbing or poking something by accident.

Does the other person have to corroborate the incident? Or can I just say that there was another person?

greg63 · 01-12-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I had 3 heaping bowls of a tasty, as-of-yet-unnamed casserole my wife prepared for dinner.

It had taters, onions, hamburger, and no shortage of cheese. I have a feeling you can count on my participation priot to bedtime this evening.

...I a wait with anticipation.

Simplex3 · 01-12-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Does the other person have to corroborate the incident? Or can I just say that there was another person?

We'll take your word for it, but as a Charger's fan it's already obvious you have no friends or family.

greg63 · 01-12-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Shut up N00B!!!

Skip is that you???

I can't believe I just insulted skip.....sorry buddy it was unintentional.

01-12-2007, 07:09 PM
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Own a laptop with wireless Internet? I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times. So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done. As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it. ****************************************************************** * Q U A L I F I C A T I O N R U L E S ****************************************************************** 1. You must post before the first kid splashes down. 2. You must post between the first and last kid. 3. You must post between the last kid and wiping. 4. You must post between wiping and flushing. 5. You must summarize the experience post-flush. Last edited by Simplex3; 01-12-2007 at 07:48 PM..
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01-12-2007, 07:34 PM	#17
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