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View Poll Results: Would you want to have an identical twin?
Jeeper, yes. The advantages are spectacular. 7 36.84%
Golly, no. There are a lot of disadvantages. 8 42.11%
I'm cloned. 0 0%
My species does not have multiple births. 4 21.05%
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:49 PM  
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Would you want to have an identical twin?

Not necessarily an evil twin or anything. Just an identical one.

Advantages:

1. Built-in pal of the same age throughout life.
2. You can see how clothing looks on you without a mirror.
3. You can score with each others' wives on moonless nights.
4. Easy to confuse authority figures seeking to blame you for offenses ranging from truancy to murder.
5. Easy to build your own nature vs. nurture experiments.
6. Possible secret language.

Disadvantages:

1. Generally creepy to know that there's another one of you running around.
2. 1/3 of time - called by right name, 1/3 of time - called by wrong name, 1/3 of time - called "the twins".
3. Probably get shafted on birthdays.
4. Possibly harder to get top secret clearances.
5. Possible frameups for murder if twin is indeed evil.
6. Probable splitting of the vote for "Most likely to succeed", "Best looking", "Most studious", etc., in high school.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:22 PM   #16
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:25 PM   #17
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dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:26 PM   #18
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As stated earlier in the thread...the sibling rivalry would be murderous in such a small space.

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Old 01-17-2007, 10:26 PM   #19
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dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well

Ummmm, I have a twin
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:30 PM   #20
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dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well
I dated a twin once. What a pain in the ass.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:32 PM   #21
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Wow, this thread started out about the pros and cons of having a twin. But now, it's just about baby murder and various abortion techniques.

How cool.

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Old 01-17-2007, 10:33 PM   #22
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I have non-identical twins in my family, boy and girl.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:34 PM   #23
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Ummmm, I have a twin

When you walk through doorways, do you ever collide with your twin because you both thought it was a mirror?
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:34 PM   #24
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I have non-identical twins in my family, boy and girl.
They were triplets, but I killed one of them.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:34 PM   #25
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Ummmm, I have a twin
Do you ever accidentally get mixed up and call him by your name?
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:35 PM   #26
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They were triplets, but I killed one of them.
Ah...see post #18.
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:35 PM   #27
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:35 PM   #28
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When you walk through doorways, do you ever collide with your twin because you both thought it was a mirror?
Wouldn't they have been expecting to walk into a mirror anyway?
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I'd kill the bastard who confused me with a mirror.

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Old 01-17-2007, 10:35 PM   #30
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