My First Thread!!!!!! - Page 4

freestater · 01-17-2007, 06:41 PM

Oh. My. God! It's my first thread! I am in noob heaven. In honor of this spectacular acheivement in human history, I would like to ask Mr. William Shatner to say a few words...

....well it appears Bill is a bit indisposed right now. Sorry 'bout that. He woulda' said something great, I'll bet. Or perhaps gone off on a drunken tangent...

In any event, I'd like to thank the Academy, my peers, and my mentors. Without you, none of this would have been possible. And of course, I'd like to thank my dear departed parents, without whom's DNA, my remarkable existance could not have happened. Thank You. And props out to my peeps, ya'll. JC in the hizzie.

Go Jets.

Chief Roundup · 01-18-2007, 02:31 AM

damn...I am going to have dancing bananas in my sleep.

**ShortRoundChief** · 01-18-2007, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Hopefully the crack-head is a she.

it depends on your BAC

chagrin · 01-18-2007, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by freestater

Oh. My. God! It's my first thread! I am in noob heaven.

fuck you

freestater · 01-18-2007, 08:32 AM

Wow. This thread sorta took on a little life of its own. Including a new word I've never heard before, 'Shatastic'. Oh, and chagrin, f-u-2.

greg63 · 01-18-2007, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by freestater

Wow. This thread sorta took on a little life of its own. Including a new word I've never heard before, 'Shatastic'. Oh, and chagrin, f-u-2.

Here's a few more:

n00bastic
n00barific
n00bantic
n00bify/ied

freestater · 01-18-2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by greg63

n00bify/ied

Could you also conjugate n00bifying?

Kclee · 01-18-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

...

I don't get it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff

Russian reversal is a type of joke which frequently appears in many online communities, particularly, on Slashdot, Digg, LUE and its spinoffs, and Uncyclopedia. The general form of the Soviet Russia joke is that the subject and objects of a statement are reversed, and “In Soviet Russia,” or something equivalent, is added. For example:

In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
or

In the US, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
Many times, the opening line is cut. For example:

In Soviet Russia, Sock wears you!
instead of:

In the US, your wear a sock.
In Soviet Russia, sock wears you!

freestater · 01-18-2007, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by FirstDownSamie

That is alot dancing bananas.

If I only had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

Redrum_69 · 01-18-2007, 09:58 AM

Why dont they make the FACES OF DEATH available on DVD???

freestater · 01-18-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Why dont they make the FACES OF DEATH available on DVD???

I'm afraid the world may never know...

Redrum_69 · 01-18-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by freestater

I'm afraid the world may never know...

YOur mom is like a platter of Hooters hot wings...crowds of guys stand around her licking their chops at digging their greasy fingers into her golden flesh, her juices soaking in to the bone, and with each bite your tastebuds will never be the same.

**Easy 6** · 01-18-2007, 10:35 AM

Congratulations, you have just joined the most clandestine & powerful secret society in the world, we make the Illuminati look like the Boy Scouts.

You must pray to Lord Molech 5 times a day while perched atop a pile of dirty, evil money to maintain membership.

Do not disappoint us or we will erase you & your family from existence.

greg63 · 01-20-2007, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by freestater

Could you also conjugate n00bifying?

Sure.

01-17-2007, 06:41 PM
freestater Starter Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Casino cash: $10004900	My First Thread!!!!!! Oh. My. God! It's my first thread! I am in noob heaven. In honor of this spectacular acheivement in human history, I would like to ask Mr. William Shatner to say a few words... ....well it appears Bill is a bit indisposed right now. Sorry 'bout that. He woulda' said something great, I'll bet. Or perhaps gone off on a drunken tangent... In any event, I'd like to thank the Academy, my peers, and my mentors. Without you, none of this would have been possible. And of course, I'd like to thank my dear departed parents, without whom's DNA, my remarkable existance could not have happened. Thank You. And props out to my peeps, ya'll. JC in the hizzie. Go Jets.
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