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Old 07-23-2007, 10:19 PM  
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So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment....
but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:42 PM   #31
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I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:43 PM   #32
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:47 PM   #33
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I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
Maybe because you are a sick, depraved, tomato-eatin mofo?
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:03 AM   #34
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I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:12 AM   #35
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I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
i have a 8 year old cousin that eats tomatoes like they are grapes. He freaking loves them.
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:05 AM   #36
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:11 AM   #37
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That shit happens to everyone. The runs are no joke. gotta jsut put the buttcheek squeeze. lol
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:12 AM   #38
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Because he is teh Phobia and all should be honored to experience his farts.
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:38 AM   #39
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:45 AM   #40
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but it's close.
It's NOT your most embarassing moment? I'm afraid to ask what might be.
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:51 AM   #41
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It's NOT your most embarassing moment? I'm afraid to ask what might be.
The time they served tomato salad, tomato bisque, and tomato-stuffed chicken at the White Tuxedo Ball?
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:59 AM   #42
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:03 AM   #43
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I thought that, perhaps, it was that time Mr. Phobia entered the 44th Annual Burgess Mammoth Wonder Eating Contest and was disqualified for interfering with the competitors' appetites.

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Solanaceaeflatuphobia: fear of tomato farts.
Actually, since it's Solanaceaeflatuphobia Wouldn't it just be the formal latin version of Phil's tomato sharts?
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but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?

Whats interesting is the manner one must walk so as not to compound the problem.
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