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Old 08-05-2007, 10:06 AM  
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Does anybody know...........

Why girls like boys? I understand why we like them. They are soft and pretty (well, some of them.) But guys are just ugly and smelly and just downright gross. Why do they like us?
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:33 AM   #31
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:06 PM   #32
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:13 PM   #33
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I've talked with women at length about this in the past.

Men are enigmatic to the fairer sex. Women like to know everything and they cannot figure out why we do the things we do. We are a mystery - and that keeps their interest. That's why I sometimes wear a wacky hat for no good reason.

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What? We are a mystery? I'd say I am quite simple to figure out, as are most men. Women, on the other hand are the complicated ones. Chicks always want to know what we are thinking. Its one, or a combination of 3 things: When will I get laid next, is there a sporting event I can watch, and why isn't there a frosty beverge in my hand?
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:25 PM   #34
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What? We are a mystery? I'd say I am quite simple to figure out, as are most men. Women, on the other hand are the complicated ones. Chicks always want to know what we are thinking. Its one, or a combination of 3 things: When will I get laid next, is there a sporting event I can watch, and why isn't there a frosty beverge in my hand?
Exactly, Mr. BigChiefDave. But, they think that there's more to us than that.

Women, in general, cannot believe that all we care about are sex, sports, and mind-altering substances. They want to believe that we have a lot more than that going on upstairs. They think, for example, that we really care about her drapery selections and frozen dessert molds, but that we just don't show it. Ergo, mystery.

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Old 08-05-2007, 12:28 PM   #35
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What? We are a mystery? I'd say I am quite simple to figure out, as are most men. Women, on the other hand are the complicated ones. Chicks always want to know what we are thinking. Its one, or a combination of 3 things: When will I get laid next, is there a sporting event I can watch, and why isn't there a frosty beverge in my hand?
I'm quite capable of thinking nothing.
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:31 PM   #36
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