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Hootie · 09-21-2007, 10:25 AM

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htismaqe · 09-21-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Huard isn't talented by any means...but he's a leader, something Croyle is not.

He sure looked like a leader in Houston.

Otter · 09-21-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Huard isn't talented by any means...but he's a leader, something Croyle is not.

What facts are you basing this on?

Eleazar · 09-21-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

He doesn't have "it"...

I'm telling you, he doesn't have the swagger a QB needs...he doesn't have the Brady (for sure), not even close to the Manning and I can't even see a little Romo in the guy...

He's way too reserved and laid back to be a good NFL QB...

but hey, you heard it here first.

Pootie, be he computer-programmer, college student, or doctor of the frying arts living in his parents basement, is the authority on when a QB has "it".

Damn what actual professionals in evaluating football talent have to say, Pootie, using only a keyboard an his 19" tv set, can tell a good QB from a bad one at birth, using only the supersecret calculus "swagger".

Word has it that Pootie's advanced intellect, honed to precision at the local community college, picks up on subliminal cues in Croyle's stride that show deficiencies in muscle memory and the nervous system.

Pootie's level 7 telepathic abilities also allow him to determine which player the rest of the team feels is more of a leader. It allows him to attend team meetings in his jammies from the comfort of his racecar bed. He then uses his highly developed proof theorems about what makes a quarterback a leader to determine the final score.

This sought-after world authority in quarterbacking just happens to grace us with his precence on an internet message board purely out of charity. In between his shifts as assistant cheese sauce slatherer at Arby's, he comes in here dropping expertise on us that most teams will pay millions for. But Pootie isn't for sale at any price. No, with great power comes great responsibility.

Hootie · 09-21-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Uh, yeah, sure there is.

You're right...

I'm going to go post my season predictions when I'm done and at the end of the year I'm going to change everything so I'm JUST A LITTLE off so I can then tell everyone 'look how close I was!!!'

THE MAQ
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pikesome · 09-21-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

What facts are you basing this on?

Croyle wouldn't write back.

FAX · 09-21-2007, 11:30 AM

Good thread, Mr. Hootie. There's only one problem. Your option that Brodie would suffer damaged confidence were he to start and lead the team to a 3 and 13 record, is an erroneous assumption making the entire poll, therefore .... MOOT!!!

FAX

Hootie · 09-21-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Pootie, be he computer-programmer, college student, or doctor of the frying arts living in his parents basement, is the authority on when a QB has "it".

Damn what actual professionals in evaluating football talent have to say, Pootie, using only a keyboard an his 19" tv set, can tell a good QB from a bad one at birth, using only the supersecret calculus "swagger".

Word has it that Pootie's advanced intellect, honed to precision at the local community college, picks up on subliminal cues in Croyle's stride that show deficiencies in muscle memory and the nervous system.

This sought-after world authority in quarterbacking just happens to grace us with his precence on an internet message board purely out of charity. In between his shifts as assistant cheese sauce slatherer at Arby's, he comes in here dropping expertise on us that most teams will pay millions for. But Pootie isn't for sale at any price. No, with great power comes great responsibility.

That's fine...

In three years when Croyle isn't in the NFL (or at least not on the Chiefs) we can act like I just got lucky.

pikesome · 09-21-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

That's fine...

In three years when Croyle isn't in the NFL (or at least not on the Chiefs) we can act like I just got lucky.

Don't worry, we will.

vincent · 09-21-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

That's fine...

In three years when Croyle isn't in the NFL (or at least not on the Chiefs) we can act like I just got lucky.

Where is Huard going to be???

While you're at it, what are the Powerball numbers gonna be???

Hootie · 09-21-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

What facts are you basing this on?

I google image searched Brodie Croyle and he's not as cute as Damon Huard thus he can't be as good, I don't think...

??

htismaqe · 09-21-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You're right...

I'm going to go post my season predictions when I'm done and at the end of the year I'm going to change everything so I'm JUST A LITTLE off so I can then tell everyone 'look how close I was!!!'

THE MAQ
editing one post at a time!

One little problem.

I didn't ONCE say "look how close I was". I said simply, and succinctly "I was wrong."

Keep going, this is hilarious.

Hootie · 09-21-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by vincent

Where is Huard going to be???

While you're at it, what are the Powerball numbers gonna be???

24 9 12 9 2

Otter · 09-21-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Pootie, be he computer-programmer, college student, or doctor of the frying arts living in his parents basement, is the authority on when a QB has "it".

Damn what actual professionals in evaluating football talent have to say, Pootie, using only a keyboard an his 19" tv set, can tell a good QB from a bad one at birth, using only the supersecret calculus "swagger".

Word has it that Pootie's advanced intellect, honed to precision at the local community college, picks up on subliminal cues in Croyle's stride that show deficiencies in muscle memory and the nervous system.

Pootie's level 7 telepathic abilities also allow him to determine which player the rest of the team feels is more of a leader. It allows him to attend team meetings in his jammies from the comfort of his racecar bed. He then uses his highly developed proof theorems about what makes a quarterback a leader to determine the final score.

This sought-after world authority in quarterbacking just happens to grace us with his precence on an internet message board purely out of charity. In between his shifts as assistant cheese sauce slatherer at Arby's, he comes in here dropping expertise on us that most teams will pay millions for. But Pootie isn't for sale at any price. No, with great power comes great responsibility.

That was awsome!

Hootie · 09-21-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

One little problem.

I didn't ONCE say "look how close I was". I said simply, and succinctly "I was wrong."

Keep going, this is hilarious.

THE MAQ
if my team doesn't win the super bowl every year i'm dissatisfied!

vincent · 09-21-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

24 9 12 9 2

Thank you, almighty Chicken Head....

View Poll Results: What kind of Chiefs fan are you?
Finish 9-7 #6 seed with Huard	15	39.47%
Finish 3-13 with Croyle (10 TD's 24 INT's) & shattered confidence	23	60.53%
Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

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FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Good thread, Mr. Hootie. There's only one problem. Your option that Brodie would suffer damaged confidence were he to start and lead the team to a 3 and 13 record, is an erroneous assumption making the entire poll, therefore .... MOOT!!! FAX
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