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Old 11-16-2008, 10:31 PM  
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What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick?
Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:20 PM   #46
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I'm going to add randomly giving away my casino cash to different people for no apparent reason to my schtick. CrazyCoffey got my $1100 or so last week and luv got $2 for telling me how to donate it. As it builds up a little so shall it disappear.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:21 PM   #47
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Your the angry poor loser internet game guy.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:21 PM   #48
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My schtick is getting to the bottom of threads made under false pretenses. You're not really as interested in our schticks as you are developing one of your own. What is it I win?
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:21 PM   #49
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:21 PM   #50
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I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.
You are the really cool, friendly modest draft guy with long hair.








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Old 11-16-2008, 11:22 PM   #51
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And anal guy. Satisfied?

Disconcerting juxtapositioning there...
BuceyedPea definitely thinks I'm anal guy...
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:22 PM   #52
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You are the really cool, friendly modest draft guy with long hair.








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Old 11-16-2008, 11:23 PM   #53
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Those tags are really funny.....I love when people get so pissed at me they act like I ruined their life.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:23 PM   #54
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Lol, once you go gay you go blind.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:24 PM   #55
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I'm strikingly handsome guy.

This schtick doesn't play too well on the 'net.

Actually, one might argue that it's your best possible venue for that schtick.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:24 PM   #56
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If by gay you mean "digs lesbians" then...sign me up.
You know real life lesbians don't look like the ones in porn right...
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:24 PM   #57
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BuceyedPea definitely thinks I'm anal guy...
Probably. It is a recurring theme in many threads, so it's not entirely off-base.
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Actually, one might argue that it's your best possible venue for that schtick.
Holy $#it!

Rain Man has fangs!
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Probably. It is a recurring theme in many threads, so it's not entirely off-base.
She brings that up alot...must be a sign of what she's lookin for...
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Does that mean shitstick ??? Hope not I usually get the wrong end ....
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