Science Funny How? Like a Clown?

Otter · 01-16-2009, 05:54 PM

Girl laughs for 12 years

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3160258.html

A Chinese couple are desperately seeking a cure for their daughter who has been laughing non-stop for 12 years.

The mother, Yang Longying, of Chongqing, says it started when her second child, Xu Pinghui, had a fever when she was just eight months old.
"Ever since then, she has been laughing uncontrollably," she told the Chongqing Evening Post.

The couple say the situation worsened when she reached two years old because she lost her ability to speak and could only laugh.

The girl's father, Xu Weiming, a construction worker, has spent virtually all of his wages, plus extra money he has borrowed, for medical treatment but to no avail.

"Seeing her laughing, we feel even sadder than if she were crying," he said.
A neurologist at Chongqing Medical College is now suggesting a brain scan to try and establish the cause of the girl's condition.

MichaelH · 01-16-2009, 06:00 PM

Maybe it was the lead paint in her milk.

kstater · 01-16-2009, 06:02 PM

Stop feeding her pot brownies.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 01-16-2009, 06:03 PM

I'm callin bs

**SAUTO** · 01-16-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater

Stop feeding her pot brownies.

KCChiefsMan · 01-16-2009, 06:11 PM

laughter is the best medicine?

RedThat · 01-16-2009, 06:54 PM

thats awesome...she has no worries and can live a stress free life. think of the health benefits?

MikeMaslowski · 01-16-2009, 08:15 PM

i wonder how she sleeps...

JuicesFlowing · 01-16-2009, 08:17 PM

Is she a member of Chiefs Planet?

blueballs · 01-16-2009, 08:22 PM

the father dosen't have to worry about the boyfriends

teedubya · 01-16-2009, 08:40 PM

I've been learning some chinese jokes... so, it could be my fault.

Hog Rider · 01-16-2009, 08:50 PM

Kick her in the nuts!

beach tribe · 01-16-2009, 08:52 PM

Kunt punt might cure that.

**DeezNutz** · 01-16-2009, 08:54 PM

RJ · 01-16-2009, 09:23 PM

Someone probably told her this joke.......

The family of potatoes
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make."

"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!"

"A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride.

"Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement."

"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!"

"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter.

"An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.

"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!"

"Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Peter Jennings!"

"Peter Jennings?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"

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Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $-861618	Funny How? Like a Clown? Girl laughs for 12 years http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3160258.html A Chinese couple are desperately seeking a cure for their daughter who has been laughing non-stop for 12 years. The mother, Yang Longying, of Chongqing, says it started when her second child, Xu Pinghui, had a fever when she was just eight months old. "Ever since then, she has been laughing uncontrollably," she told the Chongqing Evening Post. The couple say the situation worsened when she reached two years old because she lost her ability to speak and could only laugh. The girl's father, Xu Weiming, a construction worker, has spent virtually all of his wages, plus extra money he has borrowed, for medical treatment but to no avail. "Seeing her laughing, we feel even sadder than if she were crying," he said. A neurologist at Chongqing Medical College is now suggesting a brain scan to try and establish the cause of the girl's condition.
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RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9895202	Someone probably told her this joke....... The family of potatoes One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. "Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!" The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?" "I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!" As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato. Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?" "I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!" Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make." "Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?" "I'm marrying Peter Jennings!" "Peter Jennings?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"
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