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**The Franchise** · 01-21-2009, 06:04 PM

Spinoff of Luv's face painting thread....

What's the craziest thing that a girl/guy has ever asked you to do sexually?

For instance....

I was with a girl who...while we were getting down.....wanted to be slapped and punched...in the face...as hard as I could. I didn't do it. There was just something about it that didn't seem right.

aturnis · 01-21-2009, 06:58 PM

The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. **** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone.

No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes)
And stay away from my asshole.
Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are ****ed up too. nothing like that.

kstater · 01-21-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kobebehar

Lol, uhm, well.

Ive been called Master, Daddy, Sir.... Ive beaten, spit on, peed on, held a knife to girls' throats....

All at their request.

Why on earth would you guys not do these things you guys bring up if the girl wanted it? I mean seriously, people.

Sounds like you're with some classy women.

Mecca · 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Crazy? Bat-shit crazy:

Was with a girl that wanted me to bite her and draw blood... I told her I didn't feel comfortable doing that but I'd give her a good chomp or two on the neck/shoulder.
She wasn't pleased with my effort and wanted to show me how she liked it.
When her canines pulled out of my shoulder, blood running down my chest, and this tingling feeling in my neck; she got the **** out of my apartment real fast.

Oh shit I knew a chick like that, she told me about it beforehand and I basically stopped talking to her.

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by aturnis

The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. **** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone.

No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes)
And stay away from my asshole.
Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are ****ed up too. nothing like that.

It took me a while to let her go near it but I'm glad I tried it.
It has become sorta routine.
Each his own.

aturnis · 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM

I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.

Valiant · 01-21-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

You should've yelled "Marco" and "Polo" to each other.

Until he heard a man's voice that said Polo..

keg in kc · 01-21-2009, 07:03 PM

The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.

kobebehar · 01-21-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

Sounds like you're with some classy women.

*insert obvious your mom joke here*

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-21-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.

feels pretty relaxing.. only way I can describe it.

Valiant · 01-21-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

It happens. Every girl I've ever dated or slept with....has had divorced parents or a ****ed up family. I just give off the safe, protective vibe I guess.

Married women love me for some reason.. And when I get drunk, I love them back..

**luv** · 01-21-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by aturnis

I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.

I can picture it. Things are getting hot and heavy. SHe asks you if you have a condom.

"Yes, but, while I'm getting it, would mind to read through and sign off on this list of will and will not dos?"

**luv** · 01-21-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Married women love me for some reason.. And when I get drunk, I love them back..

Bad. Very bad.

aturnis · 01-21-2009, 07:07 PM

Crazy bitches love me too, dunno why. Anyone ever have to deal with cutters? I've usually found out after the fact, but I've been with at least 5 of em...and had a bunch more chomping at the bit for a piece of my flesh rod. ****ing nuts.

Mecca · 01-21-2009, 07:07 PM

Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.

keg in kc · 01-21-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

feels pretty relaxing.. only way I can describe it.

I didn't say no to that one.

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The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2085047	Another Sexual Question... Spinoff of Luv's face painting thread.... What's the craziest thing that a girl/guy has ever asked you to do sexually? For instance.... I was with a girl who...while we were getting down.....wanted to be slapped and punched...in the face...as hard as I could. I didn't do it. There was just something about it that didn't seem right.
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01-21-2009, 06:58 PM	#46
aturnis MVP Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $9975811	The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. ** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone. No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes) And stay away from my asshole. Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are **ed up too. nothing like that.
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01-21-2009, 07:01 PM	#50
aturnis MVP Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $9975811	I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.
Posts: 13,873

01-21-2009, 07:03 PM	#52
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.
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01-21-2009, 07:07 PM	#58
aturnis MVP Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $9975811	Crazy bitches love me too, dunno why. Anyone ever have to deal with cutters? I've usually found out after the fact, but I've been with at least 5 of em...and had a bunch more chomping at the bit for a piece of my flesh rod. ****ing nuts.
Posts: 13,873

01-21-2009, 07:07 PM	#59
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-502950	Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me.... And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.
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