Poop I feel dirty, I think I've been violated

JOhn · 04-06-2009, 08:03 PM

Well I've arrived in the Pile High city,and as always I feel kinda dirty being here. Sorta feels like I've been trapped behind enemy lines. Got into DIA at 4:30, and had the joy of experiancing Denvers rush hour traffic. To go from DIA to my hotel in Lakewood took nearly 1 1/2 hours.

But that's not the worst of it, our route took us by the home of the enemy camp. Yup that's right, Invesco field

. Almost felt like there were people watching me, kinda like that behind enemy lines feeling. I know as we got close to it, I felt as if I was being sucked into a bottomless pit. The feeling only lessoned as we put some distance between us & the stadium. But never the less, I still feel so dirty just driving by it.

Btw, sorry Denver, but from the outside at least, I was not impressed at all with the stadium.

Kinda looked like a tuna can that was slightly crumpled, and just sat down on an empty lot.

Aww well I guess I'll try to make the most of my stay here. Going to go sample a few of the local resturants and whatever else I can see. Surely there has to be some attraction worth seeing while I'm here

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-06-2009, 08:04 PM

Enjoy your stay in the cleanest dump in America.

Pioli Zombie · 04-06-2009, 08:08 PM

Can you feel the McDaniel/Orton fever?
Posted via Mobile Device

**Bugeater** · 04-06-2009, 08:10 PM

I thought Denver was a nice city when I visited. Hell I even considered taking a tour of Invesco.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-06-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I thought Denver was a nice city when I visited. Hell I even considered taking a tour of Invesco.

Leave now.

JOhn · 04-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Can you feel the McDaniel/Orton fever?
Posted via Mobile Device

NO but I sure got a LOT of dirty looks wearing my Chiefs jacket.

Btw, Denver doesn't seem that clean to me. I know the smog was very bad today, even obscuring the view if the mountians.

Pioli Zombie · 04-06-2009, 08:16 PM

Tell them John Elway sucks dead monkeys balls. They like that there.
Posted via Mobile Device

**Bugeater** · 04-06-2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Leave now.

I'm glad you're not serious.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-06-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I'm glad you're not serious.

Never.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-06-2009, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Never.

Err, I mean, .............................

keg in kc · 04-06-2009, 08:25 PM

I told you not to go out on a man-date with hamas.

boogblaster · 04-06-2009, 10:03 PM

Dungver, is a dirty feelin' .....

Pioli Zombie · 04-06-2009, 10:25 PM

Tell them to stick the Avalanche and the Nuggets up their asses too.
Posted via Mobile Device

**DeezNutz** · 04-06-2009, 10:28 PM

A Cassel jersey would be a sure-fire way to score some strange.

All the vaginas in Denver want him.

**Rain Man** · 04-06-2009, 10:29 PM

I don't think you should be trying out the fine dining in Lakewood. Go downtown.

04-06-2009, 08:03 PM
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	I feel dirty, I think I've been violated Well I've arrived in the Pile High city,and as always I feel kinda dirty being here. Sorta feels like I've been trapped behind enemy lines. Got into DIA at 4:30, and had the joy of experiancing Denvers rush hour traffic. To go from DIA to my hotel in Lakewood took nearly 1 1/2 hours. But that's not the worst of it, our route took us by the home of the enemy camp. Yup that's right, Invesco field . Almost felt like there were people watching me, kinda like that behind enemy lines feeling. I know as we got close to it, I felt as if I was being sucked into a bottomless pit. The feeling only lessoned as we put some distance between us & the stadium. But never the less, I still feel so dirty just driving by it. Btw, sorry Denver, but from the outside at least, I was not impressed at all with the stadium. Kinda looked like a tuna can that was slightly crumpled, and just sat down on an empty lot. Aww well I guess I'll try to make the most of my stay here. Going to go sample a few of the local resturants and whatever else I can see. Surely there has to be some attraction worth seeing while I'm here
Posts: 25,529

04-06-2009, 08:08 PM	#3
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Can you feel the McDaniel/Orton fever? Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 11,077

04-06-2009, 08:10 PM	#4
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	I thought Denver was a nice city when I visited. Hell I even considered taking a tour of Invesco.
Posts: 70,546

04-06-2009, 08:16 PM	#7
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Tell them John Elway sucks dead monkeys balls. They like that there. Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 11,077

04-06-2009, 08:25 PM	#11
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I told you not to go out on a man-date with hamas.
Posts: 58,682

04-06-2009, 10:03 PM	#12
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Dungver, is a dirty feelin' ..... __________________ WR or S please
Posts: 10,305

04-06-2009, 10:25 PM	#13
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Tell them to stick the Avalanche and the Nuggets up their asses too. Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 11,077

04-06-2009, 10:29 PM	#15
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-522449 VARSITY	I don't think you should be trying out the fine dining in Lakewood. Go downtown. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,324