Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 4

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

No, but it doesn't mean I can't learn new ideas here.

Oh lordy. Rain Man is craving popcorn without the calories.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

No, but it doesn't mean I can't learn new ideas here.

I'm not sure this is the right forum for new ideas, unless it's ideas you are trying to avoid......

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I'd have to really hate a dude to let him eat me while I was bleeding. Or he'd have to be Hootie.

Period blood doesn't phase me.

One time at my party apartment when I was 20 I had this "friend" who was a total slut...her gross tampon definitely had a resting spot on my floor for over a month. I didn't want to touch it, and no one else did either. So it just stayed there.

Of course my first apartment one of my friends drank a whole bunch of everclear...he was passed out in my bed when I was trying to get my groove on with my girlfriend...only he kept violently puking off the side of my bed.

Or the one time I woke up at 5 AM to my roommate sleep-pissing in the corner of my room like it was a toilet...that was fun.

**chasedude** · 04-10-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You want to hear something really disturbing?

When I was in high school, I used to drink a LOT of pop. Like, 12 a day...I'm not kidding. I used to play basketball and baseball, so I could eat/drink/do whatever I wanted and it never really mattered...either way, I'd spend a lot of time on the computer or playing video games or doing both because I had the luxury of having all of that shit in my room.

Anyways, being the lazy mother ****er I am, I used to pee in empty mountain dew bottles because I didn't feel like walking across the hall and using the toilet.

Also, I used to have a lot of sex with my ex in my room with my girlfriend at the time...even though I knew my mom knew and didn't care, it was still something that I didn't want to broadcast to her...so for the week or so we used condoms I'd just kind of store them in this cupboard along with these pee bottles...one time when we were in the act she started her period (gross) and I had to wipe it up with a rag.

So the contents of this mystery cupboard were about 5 gross, used condoms...20 20 oz. bottles of urine, a bloody rag, and a few empty bottles of booze.

So one day I take a piss in one of these bottles, take it to my storage lair, and sure enough...SPOTLESS! That's right, mother did a little spring cleaning when I was away for the day.

Never said a word to me about it...I knew she wouldn't, but I can only imagine what was going through her head when she opened up that cupboard.

Of course she also found and washed my jerk off rag when I was in 8th grade so...

That's just plain sick!!! I've done some crazy shit when I was younger but nothing takes this.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

finger meet back of throat, rinse out your mouth. drink a bunch of water, take 3 or so tylenols/advils, and go back to bed. You'll wake up a new man.

I can't do the finger/throat thing...I've tried. I just can't do it. I've thrown up ONE time in the morning after drinking...I envy my friends who can rid themselves of this feeling with this method in the A.M.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

That's just plain sick!!! I've done some crazy shit when I was younger but nothing takes this.

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You want to hear something really disturbing?

When I was in high school, I used to drink a LOT of pop. Like, 12 a day...I'm not kidding. I used to play basketball and baseball, so I could eat/drink/do whatever I wanted and it never really mattered...either way, I'd spend a lot of time on the computer or playing video games or doing both because I had the luxury of having all of that shit in my room.

Anyways, being the lazy mother ****er I am, I used to pee in empty mountain dew bottles because I didn't feel like walking across the hall and using the toilet.

Also, I used to have a lot of sex with my ex in my room with my girlfriend at the time...even though I knew my mom knew and didn't care, it was still something that I didn't want to broadcast to her...so for the week or so we used condoms I'd just kind of store them in this cupboard along with these pee bottles...one time when we were in the act she started her period (gross) and I had to wipe it up with a rag.

So the contents of this mystery cupboard were about 5 gross, used condoms...20 20 oz. bottles of urine, a bloody rag, and a few empty bottles of booze.

So one day I take a piss in one of these bottles, take it to my storage lair, and sure enough...SPOTLESS! That's right, mother did a little spring cleaning when I was away for the day.

Never said a word to me about it...I knew she wouldn't, but I can only imagine what was going through her head when she opened up that cupboard.

Of course she also found and washed my jerk off rag when I was in 8th grade so...

I was letting this whole thing go....

I said to myself, "Self, don't get involved in this one."

However, this is by far one of the more vile threads ever started.

Hottie, please don't feel as though you have to share everything.

**chasedude** · 04-10-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I can't do the finger/throat thing...I've tried. I just can't do it. I've thrown up ONE time in the morning after drinking...I envy my friends who can rid themselves of this feeling with this method in the A.M.

Grab yourself some Ipacac, you'll be hurling in no time.

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Period blood doesn't phase me.

One time at my party apartment when I was 20 I had this "friend" who was a total slut...her gross tampon definitely had a resting spot on my floor for over a month. I didn't want to touch it, and no one else did either. So it just stayed there.

Of course my first apartment one of my friends drank a whole bunch of everclear...he was passed out in my bed when I was trying to get my groove on with my girlfriend...only he kept violently puking off the side of my bed.

Or the one time I woke up at 5 AM to my roommate sleep-pissing in the corner of my room like it was a toilet...that was fun.

JFC

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:25 AM

You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.

Dare I ask why....

**chasedude** · 04-10-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Dare I ask why....

Holy shit, you HAD to ask.

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.

Was the whole piss on you thing voulantary?
Or did she just knock you to the floor and say, "Surprise! I'm pissing on you!

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.

For the record, my mom went out of town for 10 days so my friends and I took over my house.

I was showering at 8 AM getting ready for work..felt something warm and weird going down my back that didn't make any sense...turned around...my friend had snuck in the shower behind me, and was definitely peeing on me while giggling like a 12 year old girl.

So I've experienced both.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 08:28 AM

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to end with Hootie telling us all a story of a lemonparty he attended?

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 08:25 AM	#55
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	You don't want to hear the story about the time a girl peed on me in my shower? After that experience, if I ever have a choice between a guy pissing on me, or a girl pissing on me, I'm taking guy 100 times out of 100.
Posts: 56,356

04-10-2009, 08:28 AM	#60
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7249572	Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to end with Hootie telling us all a story of a lemonparty he attended? __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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