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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Unless she's reeruned or from Council Bluffs, she'll never go for it. |
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#17 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Holy shit dude, you are ****ed.
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#18 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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You go beat that kids ass or what?
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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The keyboard of doom offers to help pen a personalized poem for your hand written card..... |
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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You are so screwed. Farewell, Mr. Scaga. Rest in peace.
Actually, Mr. Iowanian has a good idea. Purchase a spa afternoon and take her. Honestly, that's your only hope. FAX |
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#22 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Calmed myself down last night. I knew I was probably too upset to do anything rationally when my 4 year old repeated me and said "Yeah, that guy is a jerk."
So, I'm at work today and going to start with a rational adult conversation with his mom/dad tonight. If that doesn't work, I've got a few ideas. |
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#23 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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turn on the GPS piece of your cell phone; insert into anus. Just in case she makes you take a dirt nap, the authorites will be able to find you.
Be sure to charge yoru phone.
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Prestige Worldwide
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Spring Hill, KS
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...that's a big no-no.
Women, if anything, expect their bday to be celebrated the day before their actual birthday. You must sacrifice something she KNOWS you enjoy now. You must wear sandpaper gloves for a month! |
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#25 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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That's my get out of jail card....a pedicure is a winner, anything else you buy up probably puts you back into blowjob for your birthday status.
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Supreme Commander of My House
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Say to her, "Hey, atleast I'm not Clayton."
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Spring Hill, KS
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I predict one of the following.
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Champions
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Des Moines, IA
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Put together a scrapbook of pictures from the past year from birthday to birthday (call it "Celebrating a Year of You" or something equally cheesy). Take it down to FedEx Office (or whatever they are calling that place now) and have it printed and bound and throw on a nice cover. Give it to her today and tell her that the printing place was supposed to have it done for you yesterday but they got behind. Add in a Maya Angelou card and dinner at her favorite place and you go from worst to first.
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