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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:44 PM   #91
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when I was 18 this 19 year old girl guaranteed me she could get me off with a BJ in under 2 mins...at that point...I had dated one girl for 3 years and she had never gotten me off giving me a BJ...

so I was like..."yeah ****ing right"...

she won
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:44 PM   #92
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speaking of morning sex, why do women not take more advantage of morning wood? It's like freakin oak
I have no idea.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:44 PM   #93
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I believe Donger was 16 at the time. I could be "hard" at hello when I was 16.
sure...

I can be hard at hello now and I'm 25...

doesn't mean I can get off at hello
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:45 PM   #94
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ok I get it, I get it...

but does anyone really believe he got off to an HJ while talking to a chick's dad?

I can see her rubbing his dick...that's fine...being discreet...

but actually getting off?

If that's true, and he did get off...then he must be one of those minute men women LOVE so much...
What can I say? The pleasure (and excitement) overcame the fear.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:46 PM   #95
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:47 PM   #96
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sure...

I can be hard at hello now and I'm 25...

doesn't mean I can get off at hello
It takes more than hello for me now. Of course, my stamina, even in my 40's, still kicks ass - and I don't need little blue pills.

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Old 07-06-2010, 02:49 PM   #97
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:49 PM   #98
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I'm a curious sort of person. I'll try nearly anything once.
Have you done anal?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:50 PM   #99
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Have you done anal?
WOW...that's straightforward.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:50 PM   #100
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I think the best revenge sex I ever had was getting caught by a mother while her daughter was blowing me. The mother hated me (wouldn't let me in the house), so the girl and I were just hanging out in her front yard, talking. The mom came out and said, "I'm going out for a bit. Don't let Donger in the house" and she drove off.

The daughter took me by the hand and took me into the house. We went into the front room (which was one of those "kids off limits" rooms) and we sat down on the sofa. Off go my pants and she's sucking like crazy. All of a sudden, the front door swings open, and it's mom. I'll never forget the look of horror on her her face.
And this is in addition to your wife's mother finding you getting head from her daughter. So twice you've been caught by a mother while her daughter was giving you a BJ?

I want to believe your stories, but...WTF?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:53 PM   #101
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Ya know, I've started working on not giving out too much info. I think answering that would be a big fat failure in my efforts.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:54 PM   #102
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WOW...that's straightforward.
She says she's willing to try anything at least once. I've heard that shit before, except it all suddenly changes as soon as you bring up the unmentionable.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:57 PM   #103
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BTW, hypothetically, when they say "thats not it", does that count as anal?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:58 PM   #104
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And this is in addition to your wife's mother finding you getting head from her daughter. So twice you've been caught by a mother while her daughter was giving you a BJ?

I want to believe your stories, but...WTF?
Yes. But the wife's mother walking into our bedroom without knocking, so tough sh*t.
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