Life My Thank You letter to Hi-Vee - Page 3

Demonpenz · 05-12-2011, 01:26 PM

Just some background. I looked at the email address on my Hi Vee reciept and I decided that it is time to let Hi-Vee know they are doing a good job. The Store Manger is Jeff Mchenry

Dear Tom,

I want to congratulate you on a beautiful store! It looks like everyone working at your store knows what the **** they are doing. That is more than I can say about those idiots at price chopper. Price chopper gets all grabby with my keys like they are some sort of Indiana car thieves. I don't trust them at all. I was able to purchase my waffle cones and Mop with ease with one of your friendly staff helping me. My cashier was Cynthia and she was wearing brown paints that were hiked up to her flappys. It looked like Cynthia was on her period by the bloated look of Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy area) but she smiled and accepted my check for $5.45 Some of the younger guys in the store looked like fine young men. I would have shook their hands if I wasn't 100% convinced they had masterbated earlier in the day to Cynthia's vanilla Purfume.

I will let you go, I know you are a busy man, I will try to return the Rug Doctor sometime next month.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-13-2011, 12:37 AM

It's been too long since I've read one of these.

cmh6476 · 05-13-2011, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief

Dude, Aldi is at the corner of the Belt and Faraon

moving North to Cook & Belt Hwy

Inspector · 05-13-2011, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition

You should have asked one of the stockboys before looking at Cynthia's fupa. YOu show poor shopperman code etiquette. Good thing you didn't purchase eggs.

Shoulda asked Mr. The Guardian" before looking there.

**bevischief** · 05-13-2011, 08:16 AM

Now I know why I can't rent the rug cleaner.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-13-2011, 08:42 AM

I bet they'd have taken that letter seriously had you spelled Hy-Vee correctly.

05-12-2011, 01:26 PM
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-233864	My Thank You letter to Hi-Vee Just some background. I looked at the email address on my Hi Vee reciept and I decided that it is time to let Hi-Vee know they are doing a good job. The Store Manger is Jeff Mchenry Dear Tom, I want to congratulate you on a beautiful store! It looks like everyone working at your store knows what the **** they are doing. That is more than I can say about those idiots at price chopper. Price chopper gets all grabby with my keys like they are some sort of Indiana car thieves. I don't trust them at all. I was able to purchase my waffle cones and Mop with ease with one of your friendly staff helping me. My cashier was Cynthia and she was wearing brown paints that were hiked up to her flappys. It looked like Cynthia was on her period by the bloated look of Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy area) but she smiled and accepted my check for $5.45 Some of the younger guys in the store looked like fine young men. I would have shook their hands if I wasn't 100% convinced they had masterbated earlier in the day to Cynthia's vanilla Purfume. I will let you go, I know you are a busy man, I will try to return the Rug Doctor sometime next month.
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05-13-2011, 08:16 AM	#34
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7749352 VARSITY	Now I know why I can't rent the rug cleaner.
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05-13-2011, 08:42 AM	#35
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I bet they'd have taken that letter seriously had you spelled Hy-Vee correctly.
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