Prayer Request Judgement Day is coming - Page 5

RustShack · 05-12-2011, 12:15 AM

Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

**Dave Lane** · 05-12-2011, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition

The rainbow is God's covenant that he will not flood the earth again. I wonder how the republicans feel about the rainbow being strongl;y conected to ga;ys

It's cool how much physics he worked up just so he could do that. Light diffraction and everything. Wouldn't it have been much easier to just snap your fingers and have one painted in the sky on the anniversary of said event?

**Dave Lane** · 05-12-2011, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG K

Though I do not believe any 'man' on earth can predict the coming, since God has said I will come like a theive in the night, I am okay with May 21st or any other day.....My sould is prepared, how is yours? Indianna Jones quote......Either way, we are good here....

How much sould did he prepare cuz I get hungry sometimes?

BillSelfsTrophycase · 05-12-2011, 10:38 PM

Skynet has become self-aware

Crush · 05-13-2011, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan

Skynet has become self-aware

I really wish they would make a Terminator movie set in the future as depicted in the original Terminator. If Jesus (Christ or the gardener) decides to come back before they make that movie, I will be really pissed.

|Zach| · 05-13-2011, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Personally I believe everything in that video is far more likely than ANY "god" coming to end the world.

Yea dude. You aren't into religion. We get it.

Saccopoo · 05-13-2011, 01:45 AM

****, I hope so.

I'm tired of paying out the ass for health insurance just in case this shit happens.

**007** · 05-13-2011, 02:59 AM

Watched 2012. Lots of splosions and stuff.

-King- · 05-13-2011, 03:41 AM

My birthday is May 26th

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-13-2011, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

My birthday is May 26th

1 month to the day after mine.

Earthling · 05-13-2011, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Sweet. I should have enough in life savings to last me the next 9 days.

I'd pay ya back double if you can lend me some for a couple of weeks...

MOhillbilly · 05-13-2011, 07:14 AM

Earthling · 05-13-2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

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Glad you posted this. I've been wanting to learn this one but somehow keep forgetting about it.

Pedro · 05-13-2011, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush

I really wish they would make a Terminator movie set in the future as depicted in the original Terminator. If Jesus (Christ or the gardener) decides to come back before they make that movie, I will be really pissed.

No need to be pissed. The movie has already been made.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_Salvation

Simplex3 · 05-18-2011, 02:02 PM

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2011/...ture-tips.html

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Top Ten Rapture Tips
In preparation for Saturday's Rapture, I'm sharing my top ten rapture tips:

10. Pass gas before leaving atmosphere to prevent embarrassing trajectory changes.

9. Bring a firearm in case some bastard cuts you off at the Kolob exit.

8. Refrain from drinking liquids--God ain't going to pull over.

7. Good manners dictate that you shake Jesus' hand before hugging Ayn Rand and punching Gandhi.

6. Call out greetings to friends immediately after liftoff--in space, no one can hear you scream.

5. To decrease atmospheric friction, refrain from using Cialis, Viagra, or any other hardening agents after midnight on Friday.

4. Wear clean underwear; you don't want to embarrass your mother if you're the bastard who cuts me off at the Kolob exit.

3. Bring a big bottle of Aquafina. Jesus loves a good wine.

2. Don't buzz the Jews.

1. Keep your sunroof open.

Inspector · 05-18-2011, 02:17 PM

Was the time of day indicated?

I usually mow my yard early in the day but I may need to do it Friday evening.

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