HI

[badgirl]

Hows everyone been?

[luv]

Originally Posted by BmoreBills

I don't want to read War and Peace in order to find out why it is a classic novel, but I do want to have some knowledge as to why it is a classic.

1. She dated a member of this board.
2. She joined because he was here (or maybe she rooted for the Chiefs because he did, who knows).
3. The two broke up, she moved to Tennessee, and came on here talking about her new boyfriend's "member" (classless, since her ex was on here first AND is a Chiefs fan).
4. Admits that she knows nothing about sports, except for MMA since that's what her current boyfriend watches.
5. She's thin. She's never had a weight problem, but she has a MAJOR problem with people who do.
6. She smokes, but thinks she has the right to tell people they eat too much.
7. She's a CNA (something like that) with a TERRIBLE bedside manner (she came on here to bitch about someone wanting her to open his OJ).
8. She contributes nothing to this site. She says she comes here because she has friends.
9. She comes here when she needs attention. If you don't like her, she acts like she plays along. If she doesn't know you, she will actually defend herself.
10. She goes off on others (especially females) for no reason. Her main attack is to call them fat.
11. SHE'S AN IDIOT.

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Because you're not required to root for team of the state that you live in?

Why do you go for the Chiefs?

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by durtyrute

Why do you go for the Chiefs?

Because I've been a fan since I was young.

Have I ever lived in Kansas City? Nope.

[ToxSocks]

Hey Donger, you know what's a good pick up line?


"If you put my penis next to your ear you can hear the ocean"

Try it. It works everytime, I swear.

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by luv

1. She dated a member of this board.
2. She joined because he was here (or maybe she rooted for the Chiefs because he did, who knows).
3. The two broke up, she moved to Tennessee, and came on here talking about her new boyfriend's "member" (classless, since her ex was on here first AND is a Chiefs fan).
4. Admits that she knows nothing about sports, except for MMA since that's what her current boyfriend watches.
5. She's thin. She's never had a weight problem, but she has a MAJOR problem with people who do.
6. She smokes, but thinks she has the right to tell people they eat too much.
7. She's a CNA (something like that) with a TERRIBLE bedside manner (she came on here to bitch about someone wanting her to open his OJ).
8. She contributes nothing to this site. She says she comes here because she has friends.
9. She comes here when she needs attention. If you don't like her, she acts like she plays along. If she doesn't know you, she will actually defend herself.
10. She goes off on others (especially females) for no reason. Her main attack is to call them fat.
11. SHE'S AN IDIOT.

Okay and now I'm caught up, thanks luv

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Because I've been a fan since I was young.

Have I ever lived in Kansas City? Nope.

Cool

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Hey Donger, you know what's a good pick up line?


"If you put my penis next to your ear you can hear the ocean"

Try it. It works everytime, I swear.

I don't require pick up lines.

[Omaha]

Originally Posted by luv

1. She dated a member of this board.
2. She joined because he was here (or maybe she rooted for the Chiefs because he did, who knows).
3. The two broke up, she moved to Tennessee, and came on here talking about her new boyfriend's "member" (classless, since her ex was on here first AND is a Chiefs fan).
4. Admits that she knows nothing about sports, except for MMA since that's what her current boyfriend watches.
5. She's thin. She's never had a weight problem, but she has a MAJOR problem with people who do.
6. She smokes, but thinks she has the right to tell people they eat too much.
7. She's a CNA (something like that) with a TERRIBLE bedside manner (she came on here to bitch about someone wanting her to open his OJ).
8. She contributes nothing to this site. She says she comes here because she has friends.
9. She comes here when she needs attention. If you don't like her, she acts like she plays along. If she doesn't know you, she will actually defend herself.
10. She goes off on others (especially females) for no reason. Her main attack is to call them fat.
11. SHE'S AN IDIOT.

I feel like # 11 wasn't necessary. I think it was already covered.

[BmoreBills]

Originally Posted by luv

1. She dated a member of this board.
2. She joined because he was here (or maybe she rooted for the Chiefs because he did, who knows).
3. The two broke up, she moved to Tennessee, and came on here talking about her new boyfriend's "member" (classless, since her ex was on here first AND is a Chiefs fan).
4. Admits that she knows nothing about sports, except for MMA since that's what her current boyfriend watches.
5. She's thin. She's never had a weight problem, but she has a MAJOR problem with people who do.
6. She smokes, but thinks she has the right to tell people they eat too much.
7. She's a CNA (something like that) with a TERRIBLE bedside manner (she came on here to bitch about someone wanting her to open his OJ).
8. She contributes nothing to this site. She says she comes here because she has friends.
9. She comes here when she needs attention. If you don't like her, she acts like she plays along. If she doesn't know you, she will actually defend herself.
10. She goes off on others (especially females) for no reason. Her main attack is to call them fat.
11. SHE'S AN IDIOT.

Thank you! And now I can finally understand what is going on here, and not have to go cross-eyed figuring it out. Continue, please!

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by luv

1. She dated a member of this board.
2. She joined because he was here (or maybe she rooted for the Chiefs because he did, who knows).
3. The two broke up, she moved to Tennessee, and came on here talking about her new boyfriend's "member" (classless, since her ex was on here first AND is a Chiefs fan).
4. Admits that she knows nothing about sports, except for MMA since that's what her current boyfriend watches.
5. She's thin. She's never had a weight problem, but she has a MAJOR problem with people who do.
6. She smokes, but thinks she has the right to tell people they eat too much.
7. She's a CNA (something like that) with a TERRIBLE bedside manner (she came on here to bitch about someone wanting her to open his OJ).
8. She contributes nothing to this site. She says she comes here because she has friends.
9. She comes here when she needs attention. If you don't like her, she acts like she plays along. If she doesn't know you, she will actually defend herself.
10. She goes off on others (especially females) for no reason. Her main attack is to call them fat.
11. SHE'S AN IDIOT.

That's cool and all but....



I'm pretty much only here because Pest asked me to.....

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by Omaha

I feel like # 11 wasn't necessary. I think it was already covered.

Shut the **** up.

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by Donger

I don't require pick up lines.

It's all in the name huh dong?

Donger--"Hello, I'm donger"
Girl--"ahh, **** me"

[Donger]

Originally Posted by durtyrute

It's all in the name huh dong?

Donger--"Hello, I'm donger"
Girl--"ahh, **** me"

I'm happily married.

[Omaha]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Shut the **** up.

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by Donger

I'm happily married.

Good for you Sir Dong a Lot