Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 20

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

**HemiEd** · 01-08-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It was basically free money... I was contracting through her consulting company to an oil company. Oil company decided they wanted to hire me fulltime. So I told her to charge them a placement fee. They paid it, which I never really expected.

Wow, that is something. Those were the good old days, eh?

Frazod · 01-08-2012, 10:07 AM

This is a very old thread (bumped for reasons I can't really fathom), and it's not like stuff hasn't vanished into the Wife Zone in the same way since.

Including two tickets to a Bears/Chiefs game...... just gone with the wind.

She's still alive because (a) they were free, and (b) the Chiefs totally sucked at the time and ending up losing the game.

But still.....

Now I just hide stuff from her.

wutamess · 01-08-2012, 10:47 AM

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

Pioli Zombie · 01-08-2012, 11:00 AM

****ing other people, divorcing me, taking all my money, and ****ing up my kids.

01-08-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.

**ShortRoundChief** · 01-08-2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Heh. She's the luckiest woman on earth.

And personally, I feel sorry for a guy who's never seen his baseball team win a championship! Boy, that must suck.

Probably a lot like not ever seeing his football team win a championship and it does.

**ShortRoundChief** · 01-08-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

Your going to teach her a lesson alright. You're going to teach her to get a **** buddy who isn't an asshole.

MIAdragon · 01-08-2012, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse.

Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.

Think I may have married her twin.

phisherman · 01-08-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

You should keep doing it for her. By all accounts you should be married to a 450 lbs sweaty gal. But somehow you got a hottie. You have to do something to make it up to your charitable wife. She should qualify for a 501c3 designation just based off of marrying you.

wisdom right there.

boogblaster · 01-08-2012, 01:52 PM

everything ......

**1ChiefsDan** · 01-08-2012, 01:54 PM

Breathe?

**Bane** · 01-08-2012, 01:54 PM

For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.

Frazod · 01-08-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MotherLover

Probably a lot like not ever seeing his football team win a championship and it does.

Well, you haven't degenerated into a complete douche over it.

**TinyEvel** · 01-08-2012, 02:07 PM

She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?"

(NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...)

Red Beans · 01-08-2012, 02:49 PM

I think my wife would sooner run out of gas than fill the car up herself...

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Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-576615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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01-08-2012, 10:07 AM	#287
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-576615	This is a very old thread (bumped for reasons I can't really fathom), and it's not like stuff hasn't vanished into the Wife Zone in the same way since. Including two tickets to a Bears/Chiefs game...... just gone with the wind. She's still alive because (a) they were free, and (b) the Chiefs totally sucked at the time and ending up losing the game. But still..... Now I just hide stuff from her.
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01-08-2012, 10:47 AM	#288
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	My wife will spend all freaking day out and about running errands... As soon as she gets home she'll want me to go to the store to get tampons or prescription filled or whatever. I be like, "WTF? you passed all of those places and didn't think to go to them?" I then am belittled with, "she forgot, she can't remember everything" insert whatever excuse. Needless to say. I'm into lesson teaching. Unless I'm in the mood she's not going to keep doing that to me.
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01-08-2012, 11:00 AM	#289
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	**ing other people, divorcing me, taking all my money, and **ing up my kids.
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01-08-2012, 01:52 PM	#295
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	everything ...... __________________ WR or S please
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01-08-2012, 01:54 PM	#296
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01-08-2012, 01:54 PM	#297
Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.
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01-08-2012, 02:07 PM	#299
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2389601	She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?" (NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...)
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01-08-2012, 02:49 PM	#300
Red Beans Not dead yet... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Indian Creek Casino cash: $1679903	I think my wife would sooner run out of gas than fill the car up herself...
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