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Old 02-18-2012, 12:32 PM  
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Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time.

I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.
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Old 02-18-2012, 10:49 PM   #331
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If you do that MTG will kick all our pancreaseseses in with no justice to be had for our poor pancreaseses. It'll be bedlam. I hear he might have anger issues.
Screw it. Whatever you feel is just is so. An eye for an eye. Let's be barbarians!
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Old 02-18-2012, 10:49 PM   #332
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I don't think lawyers are needed to make law
How do they know how to make it, then?

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Old 02-18-2012, 10:50 PM   #333
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Nope.
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Old 02-18-2012, 10:51 PM   #334
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It's a "law" okay? A "law"?

To make a "law", you need a "law" "yer" ... okay?

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Old 02-18-2012, 10:57 PM   #335
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Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time.

I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.
Although I understand your anger and if found myself in the same situation I'd also be very enraged. Maybe even be in the same legal position you find yourself in now. But we can't have people just kicking the shit out of their fellow citzens, even if for a very valid reason.
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Old 02-18-2012, 10:57 PM   #336
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How do they know how to make it, then?

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Congress does that then lawyers "abide" by it.
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:00 PM   #337
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It's a "law" okay? A "law"?

To make a "law", you need a "law" "yer" ... okay?

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OK FAX.

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Old 02-18-2012, 11:04 PM   #338
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Congress does that then lawyers "abide" by it.
Well, okay. Whatever. I happen to know for a fact, though, that almost everybody in Congress is a lawyer.

Anyway, it's true about Virginia. I think there were a couple of other States that did the same thing way back when. Apparently, there was a time when lawyers weren't very popular. It makes you wonder why ...

The main thing is that, lawyer or no lawyer, a real man has to do what a real man has to do. And, if that means doing time for knocking back some Finaplix and kicking a guy in the spleen, then so be it. It's a small price to pay for experiencing the sheer joy of destroying some dude's internal organ.

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Old 02-18-2012, 11:12 PM   #339
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Technically no, you don't. But it is a good idea. As hated as lawyers are, they are trained to write laws, contracts, etc., in a way that minimizes unintended consequences, prevents it from affecting things that it wasn't meant to affect. It may seem to make sense to write a law in plain English without all the legal mumbo-jumbo, but you could end up making innocent people guilty of a felony because the law was written too broadly, for example.
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:12 PM   #340
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Flee to St. Joseph you are welcome there.
Dude, attendance is already suppressed for the Springfield CP gatherings, we don't need him moving to St. Joe.

(or to jail either, hope you avoid that MTG)
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Technically no, you don't. But it is a good idea. As hated as lawyers are, they are trained to write laws, contracts, etc., in a way that minimizes unintended consequences, prevents it from affecting things that it wasn't meant to affect. It may seem to make sense to write a law in plain English without all the legal mumbo-jumbo, but you could end up making innocent people guilty of a felony because the law was written too broadly, for example.
splatbass has a piece of brain lodged in his head. Go splatbass!

edit... just ftr I don't hate lawyers. They do what they do for a reason and I've needed one more than once that did what they do for me.
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:37 PM   #342
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Get a kick ass attorney. And the felony charges can be plead down to three misdemeanors. Probaly only looking at probation and fines. I had a similar event a few times. Look for lots of fines. File a PFA on behalf of your daughter. Work it out so you also have leverage. Maybe he won't press charges. Unless he is a pussy.
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:44 PM   #343
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I've really only paid passing attention to this entire MTG thing, but i've gathered that its seemy, sordid & very sad, regardless of who did what.

There is no winner, only losers... the kids.

Sad, what would Grandma think?
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:53 PM   #344
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I can tell you one thing. If you touch my kids count on me TOUCHING you right back. MTG, KUDOS.
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I mean to the extent you won't want to touch my child again.

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