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03-22-2012, 01:31 PM | |
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Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...230608456.html
Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning By Chris Chase | Shutdown Corner – 20 hours ago
A Denver Broncos fan died on Monday, before he had to see his beloved team sign one of his least favorite players. According to his obituary in the Columbia Daily Tribune, 78-year-old Jim Driver "wanted out" before he had to see Peyton Manning don a Broncos jersey. This is the lead paragraph from that obit: James H. "Jim" Driver, 78, of Eagle, Colo., formerly of Columbia, passed away Monday, March 19, 2012, at South Hampton Place in Columbia after a brief illness. An avid Broncos fan, he abhorred Manning and evidently wanted out before a deal was done. That's all sorts of fantastic. You know the old adage: If you're gonna go out, go out with some style and/or by taking a shot at the player you hate the most. Obituaries for private citizens are usually submitted by family members, so it's likely that one of Mr. Driver's relatives had some fun with the wording of the piece. No word on what he would have thought of the Tim Tebow trade. |
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03-22-2012, 01:34 PM | #3 |
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03-22-2012, 01:34 PM | #4 |
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03-22-2012, 01:36 PM | #5 |
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03-22-2012, 01:38 PM | #6 |
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03-22-2012, 01:39 PM | #7 |
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damnit Knowmo
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03-22-2012, 01:40 PM | #8 |
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03-22-2012, 01:53 PM | #9 |
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I'll bet it was Mizzou basketball that killed him. That damn near killed me.
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03-22-2012, 02:22 PM | #10 |
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03-22-2012, 02:26 PM | #11 |
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This could have been NZoner had Manning signed with the Chiefs.
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03-22-2012, 03:53 PM | #12 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Shame it wasn't Peyton himself.
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03-22-2012, 03:55 PM | #13 |
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well bye
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03-23-2012, 06:07 AM | #14 |
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Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.
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03-23-2012, 06:56 AM | #15 |
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I would hope so since 99% of the members are male.
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