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Old 04-29-2012, 05:27 PM  
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The Mythical Ricky Stanzi

Why? Why is this guy held in such high regard around here? I remember him leading exactly *ONE* touchdown drive of note last preseason, and really don't remember him sticking in my memory as a guy that I'd love to have on my team coming out of college.

Are we so starved for a quarterback, ANY quarterback, that we bring up through the ranks to finally break through and be THE GUY that we would put this seemingly average and nondescript player up on a pedestal? I mean, seriously, he couldn't even beat out Tyler Palko for the backup gig. Tyler. Freaking. Palko. It makes me wish I were more of a Hawkeye fan just so I could buy into the "hype" surrounding him. I haven't seen this much hopefull wishing since Casey Printers and Ted White didn't make the team.

So, sell me on this phenom named Stanzi. I dare you.
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:25 PM   #151
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:27 PM   #152
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Who can throw a rainboooow?
Complete it mid-striiide?
Kick Cassel out the door and win a Super Bowl or two?
The Stanzi Man!
The Stanzi Man can!
The Stanzi Man can, 'cause his dick is 12 feet long, he makes the Chiefs loook goooooooood
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:47 PM   #153
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I'm working on some more verses for my "The Stanzi Man" song. Brb.
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:51 PM   #154
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:56 PM   #155
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:08 AM   #156
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Stanzi can't swim. Everytime he jumps in, the water runs away.
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:30 AM   #157
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Stanzi throws so hard that even in a downpour the ball stays dry.
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Old 04-30-2012, 05:37 AM   #158
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:16 AM   #159
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:26 AM   #160
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:40 AM   #161
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I've heard many argue that Satnzi was drafted to be a career backup. Isn't that what we have as a starter now? I'm not saying he's the next Tom Brady, but he needs to get a chance to succeed. Haley never gave him that chance. RAC was trying to get a HC job. Let's see what the kid can do in camp.
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:00 AM   #162
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Before even starting, at this stage in both careers, Stanzi already has more highlight videos. Sad really we didn't at least give him a try over Palko.

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Old 04-30-2012, 09:28 AM   #163
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Before even starting, at this stage in both careers, Stanzi already has more highlight videos. Sad really we didn't at least give him a try over Palko.
He was never going to play. He was told prior to the season to be prepared for it. It's the Patriot Way.
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:34 AM   #164
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:47 AM   #165
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Statistically, yes. Palko and Stanzi are the same QB. And their statistics are both better than Cassel's from this preseason.

In the eye test, the two QBs aren't even comparable. Stanzi is far superior.
there is a huge difference between the two. Palko has been around a number of years in the NFL. He's been through training camps galore, seen different NFL defenses, offseasons, etc., etc, etc.
Stanzi on the other hand, didn't have an NFL offseason, had an abreviated training camp., and was probably given even less snaps than a rookie normally would, because with the lack of an offseason, the starter and second guy were going to need even more.
As far as the preseason, Haley totally tanked that. It's pretty much been established that Haley was a moron with regards to how he ran the preseason. Stanzi didn't even play in the final game and only played sparingly the other three. That is unheard of for a third stringer. Hell, even Casey Printers, Jonathan Quinn, and a slew of wanna bes got more playing time.
Stanzi hasn't gotten a fair shot yet. He will this year. IF he is good in training camp, then he'll get more time in preseason. If he blows in training camp, he might not see as much time in preseason games. Simple as that.
We (as fans) and the team still don't know what they have in Stanzi. There simply isn't any way to know yet. Four months from now, we will. Until then, anything other than "lets give him a chance and see what he has" is an invalid argument.
I hope he has "it", and can develop into a solid NFL starter. If not, I hope he can be a solid NFL backup. We shall see.
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