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Dr. Johnny Fever · 08-06-2012, 10:13 PM

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 08-07-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

Jim, mid 40s, IMAX projectionist (Boston, Tampa, Syracuse, Providence), married 8 years, about to buy my first house, like the Patriots, synthesizers, photography, losing in casinos, cruises, Disney World, used to like rollercoasters until I detached my retina in 2001, lean to the left, am antisocial, like all music except rap, wish Japanese porn would stop blurring out the good parts, prefer cats over dogs, is low level vegetarian (don't eat it if it walks or flies), supposedly have a good sense of humor and writes well, has a useless B.A. In English that took 7 years to get, went to the oldest school in America (Boston Latin), has the trait of a deadly disease, own a Smart car, and is currently typing this while sweating my balls off at Patriots training camp with 15,000 people waiting for the Pats/Saints joint practice.

I find this ironic... everything leading up to this is first-person singular. Then we get third-person singular out of the blue.

No offense intended, everyone makes mistakes. Just found it ironic that of all the place you make that mistake it's when you're claiming you write well.

Simplicity · 08-07-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefPote

You know how I know this thread is ghey?

You wanna know how I know you are ghey?

Rasputin · 08-07-2012, 11:41 AM

Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ****ed-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!

JD10367 · 08-07-2012, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I find this ironic... everything leading up to this is first-person singular. Then we get third-person singular out of the blue.

No offense intended, everyone makes mistakes. Just found it ironic that of all the place you make that mistake it's when you're claiming you write well.

I'm in a crowd of 15,000 people in the hot sun typing on an iPod Touch. I didn't have time to edit for proper grammar.

Simplicity · 08-07-2012, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ****ed-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!

Ghey.

Setsuna · 08-07-2012, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I'm in a crowd of 15,000 people in the hot sun typing on an iPod Touch. I didn't have time to edit for proper grammar.

Pics or GTFO.

**Rausch** · 08-07-2012, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

Call me Ishmael

Or SNaRc for short...

**Fire Me Boy!** · 08-07-2012, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I'm in a crowd of 15,000 people in the hot sun typing on an iPod Touch. I didn't have time to edit for proper grammar.

Dude, I said everyone makes mistakes. I was laughing at the irony of it, not saying you're not a good writer.

Aries Walker · 08-07-2012, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by *

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ****ed-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that shit behind
For that heavy metal grind
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!

Classic.

lcarus · 08-07-2012, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefPote

You know how I know this thread is ghey?

Because I posted in it?

Dr. Johnny Fever · 08-07-2012, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus

I'm Brandon. I'm 29 and live in Tulsa. I moved here when i was 18. I previously lived in Olathe, where I was born and raised. I'm a Chiefs, Jayhawks, and Royals fan. I work at an awards store where I have been for the last 11 years. I hope to one day become a firefighter or a comedian, if the awards industry doesn't work out the way I hope (not looking good). I live with my brother, his wife, and their awesome 1 year old daughter. I enjoy video games, movies, tv shows, reading, and traveling. I'm very easy going and treat everyone like I'd want to be treated.

Thanks for listening, or not listening. **** you.

See I feel closer to you now. Thanks.

BrotherhoodPlanet

Dr. Johnny Fever · 08-07-2012, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

Jim, mid 40s, IMAX projectionist (Boston, Tampa, Syracuse, Providence), married 8 years, about to buy my first house, like the Patriots, synthesizers, photography, losing in casinos, cruises, Disney World, used to like rollercoasters until I detached my retina in 2001, lean to the left, am antisocial, like all music except rap, wish Japanese porn would stop blurring out the good parts, prefer cats over dogs, is low level vegetarian (don't eat it if it walks or flies), supposedly have a good sense of humor and writes well, has a useless B.A. In English that took 7 years to get, went to the oldest school in America (Boston Latin), has the trait of a deadly disease, own a Smart car, and is currently typing this while sweating my balls off at Patriots training camp with 15,000 people waiting for the Pats/Saints joint practice.

[everyone yelling togther] HI JIM! [/end everyone yelling together]

boogblaster · 08-07-2012, 12:42 PM

Born poor prolly die that way .. grew up in smalltown sekansas .. gona turn 60 in october .. used to work construction trades .. carried bout 6 good at all .. had major spinal-injury in 98 .. not been worth a shit since .. got two great kids three wonderful grandsons .. cant wait till they play football .. their dad was a great guard and nosetackle .. like 70s R&R .. some country .. Chiefs KU basketball OU football my teams .. got 3 dogs not sure how many cats ole bitch is always knocked-up .. need to shoot that ole stray tomcat .. went from longhair redneck to gentle giant .. but dont confuse yaself you cant out-run my aim .. that bout it .. luv postin on the planet .. sumtimes its just a dig on the subject ....

Dr. Johnny Fever · 08-07-2012, 12:42 PM

Oh and I'm circumsized too.

BigCatDaddy · 08-07-2012, 12:49 PM

In order to help this process I suggest everyone list the following

Name
Occupation
40 time
# times you can bench press 225
Your GF/Wife hotness scale 1-10
Penor Size

Thanks!

08-06-2012, 10:13 PM
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Let's get to know each other... There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all. Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings. This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them. So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad. My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all. Share some basics about your life if you wish. Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.
Posts: 34,865

08-07-2012, 11:41 AM	#123
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $85421	Well I'm a wasted rock ranger I live the life of danger On the road to find a higher high I don't need no one's affection All I need is my injection The music of wild rock will get me by * I've been doin' gigs since I was ten I really can't remember when I ever had a dollar to my name My ears are blown, my eyes are red I got big holes inside my head Snorting too much crystal and cocaine I have bennies with the breakfast toast Qualudes with the evening roast Assorted snorts of powder in between I don't think a day's gone by That I wasn't drunk or high It's the only way I keep my sanity From Kegger's Den to Hooterville My flaming tricks have topped the bill A thousand empty bottles earn my name Endless trains of one night stands Sharing gigs with half-assed bands And all the local groupies lay the same Well I could have had a payin' job Workin' for some **ed-up slob Wife and family, true security But I left that shit behind For that heavy metal grind 'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay (among other things) Hey Brian! You're a wasted rock ranger You'll live life of danger Sing this song and follow it till the end When you reach number one You can overdose for fun And go and visit Jimi and his friends Hey Brian**! You're a wasted rock ranger You'll live a life of danger Sing this song and follow it till the end When we reach number one Hey! We'll all overdose for fun And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends Yee haw! __________________ "Those who don't believe in magic will never find it"
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08-07-2012, 12:42 PM	#133
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Born poor prolly die that way .. grew up in smalltown sekansas .. gona turn 60 in october .. used to work construction trades .. carried bout 6 good at all .. had major spinal-injury in 98 .. not been worth a shit since .. got two great kids three wonderful grandsons .. cant wait till they play football .. their dad was a great guard and nosetackle .. like 70s R&R .. some country .. Chiefs KU basketball OU football my teams .. got 3 dogs not sure how many cats ole bitch is always knocked-up .. need to shoot that ole stray tomcat .. went from longhair redneck to gentle giant .. but dont confuse yaself you cant out-run my aim .. that bout it .. luv postin on the planet .. sumtimes its just a dig on the subject .... __________________ WR or S please
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08-07-2012, 12:42 PM	#134
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Oh and I'm circumsized too. __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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08-07-2012, 12:49 PM	#135
BigCatDaddy The Beast Inside Your Head Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $-1750878	In order to help this process I suggest everyone list the following Name Occupation 40 time # times you can bench press 225 Your GF/Wife hotness scale 1-10 Penor Size Thanks!
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