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Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 01:10 PM

Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

Damnit. Here's the img (maybe?).

http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%...1220347753.jpg

I would have edited your original post too. I can't believe you went there. I thought you were a nice guy?

**The Franchise** · 08-23-2012, 01:11 PM

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

You are unintelligent. No matter how much you try to show otherwise. The emperor has no clothes. A poll in the poisioned environment of the PC is meaningless. Just accept it. You are bereft of meaningful intelligence. Your posts and trolling style prove it. Just go with the hand life has dealt you and make the most of it.

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

You are unintelligent. No matter how much you try to show otherwise. The emperor has no clothes. A poll in the poisioned environment of the PC is meaningless. Just accept it. You are bereft of meaningful intelligence. Your posts and trolling style prove it. Just go with the hand life has dealt you and make the most of it.

Can I have a ride on the magic carpet of your mind?

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

You are unintelligent. No matter how much you try to show otherwise. The emperor has no clothes. A poll in the poisioned environment of the PC is meaningless. Just accept it. You are bereft of meaningful intelligence. Your posts and trolling style prove it. Just go with the hand life has dealt you and make the most of it.

Yeah, I figured that would be your response. I don't blame you.

LVNHACK · 08-23-2012, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

Not unless the poll is written in Farsi. Even then it would be stupid. Those kind of polls suck. Like there is any doubt anyway.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

No, I'd rather not. Frankie would be a formidable opponent. And, it's a little icky, honestly. I just wanted to see his reaction.

Besides, CP is a poisoned environment right now.

Frosty · 08-23-2012, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

If they make the poll, I hope they remember to add a "I think both y'all are dumbasses" option.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Not unless the poll is written in Farsi. Even then it would be stupid. Those kind of polls suck. Like there is any doubt anyway.

Shit.

+1 vote for Frankie.

NewChief · 08-23-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

I would have edited your original post too. I can't believe you went there. I thought you were a nice guy?

You are the stupids.

LVNHACK · 08-23-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Not unless the poll is written in Farsi. Even then it would be stupid. Those kind of polls suck. Like there is any doubt anyway.

They are the stupids...but I'm bored and the rplies would give me something to laugh at.....I can see the full blown billay happening now.....

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Shit.

+1 vote for Frankie.

I don't trust your translation.

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

You are the stupids.

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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