Life LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! - Page 16

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

They are the stupids...but I'm bored and the rplies would give me something to laugh at.....I can see the full blown billay happening now.....

Jesus. As if we needed another good reason to not go down that goat ****ing path.

LVNHACK · 08-23-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Jesus. As if we needed another good reason to not go down that goat ****ing path.

**HemiEd** · 08-23-2012, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

I know, I always thought of NC as an ex-hippie intellectual educator, all around good guy.
But he just threw all of that out the window with his last post.
Unreal.

Dammit work already, what did I miss? Obviously a mod has removed it. It had to be strong if you think it was over the top.

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Dammit work already, what did I miss? Obviously a mod has removed it. It had to be strong if you think it was over the top.

It was so bad I don't want to repeat it for fear of getting banned.

NewChief · 08-23-2012, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

It was so bad I don't want to repeat it for fear of getting banned.

**Iowanian** · 08-23-2012, 02:51 PM

For being so intelligent, it was a somewhat low functioning decision for Frankie to put so much blood in the water this close to shark week.

You do have a point though Frankie, it's not difficult to hit 3-4 with a couple of home runs when you're pitching because you are kind enough to put so many balls on the T and only have no defense in the outfield. I would feel like it was cheating if it weren't for your giant brain.

vailpass · 08-23-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

Whatever dude. I see you in a whole new light now.

**HemiEd** · 08-23-2012, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Whatever dude. I see you in a whole new light now.

Well played.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-23-2012, 02:57 PM

Holy ****.

**Iowanian** · 08-23-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

So, when did I call you a student? You know a joke is not a joke, nor funny if you have to fake the set up. As in your "school bus driver" line.

You indicated you were a grownup and I was a child who should go to bed. Based on your further comments to Donger, Professor Tesla, I can only assume you wished to perform an act of man on child sodomy upon me.

Gross.

**Lumpy** · 08-23-2012, 03:07 PM

I always felt as though CP was full of a bunch of brother-humping, stupids... but, damn.

**Iowanian** · 08-23-2012, 03:07 PM

If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif

**Lumpy** · 08-23-2012, 03:08 PM

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif

**Iowanian** · 08-23-2012, 03:12 PM

I used to do this with farts when people annoyed me

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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08-23-2012, 02:51 PM	#231
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1758454	For being so intelligent, it was a somewhat low functioning decision for Frankie to put so much blood in the water this close to shark week. You do have a point though Frankie, it's not difficult to hit 3-4 with a couple of home runs when you're pitching because you are kind enough to put so many balls on the T and only have no defense in the outfield. I would feel like it was cheating if it weren't for your giant brain.
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08-23-2012, 03:07 PM	#237
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1758454	If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif
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08-23-2012, 03:12 PM	#240
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1758454	I used to do this with farts when people annoyed me
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