Life In case you missed it... Introduction - Page 14

Black Bob · 08-23-2012, 08:57 PM

In case you missed it, I introduced myself a while back in a different thread. I figured I would post here and tell you about myself again.

I recently left the Chiefs Coalition. My name was Mugsy over there. I was there for seven years and it has basically gone to shit. There is hardly ever any Chiefs Talk and it is mostly just a bunch of grumpy old men talking politics. I need a change.

I am a 37 year married father of two. I live just outside of Atlanta, GA. I grew up in Gladstone, MO. I got into the Chiefs in the early 80's. The cops used to give us Chiefs cards with players like Stephon Paige, Deron Cherry, and Bill Kenny on them. In 1989, I moved to Atlanta and never stopped loving the Chiefs.

I love UGA football, Chiefs, Football, punk rock, German Shepards, and beer.

I am not a troll and I say what I think. That's about it.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Go **** yourself.

My favorite right now is one I stole from Dane.

"**** you, and everyone who looks like you!"

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Well hi Bob! Did you bring us all a beer?

WHY MUST YOU ****ING TEASE ME?!?!?!?!?

Just throwing this out there, anyone who can get me a 12 pack of Alaskan Amber to Branson, MO will get "special board favors" if you know what I mean...

Black Bob · 08-24-2012, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

WHY MUST YOU ****ING TEASE ME?!?!?!?!?

Just throwing this out there, anyone who can get me a 12 pack of Alaskan Amber to Branson, MO will get "special board favors" if you know what I mean...

Man that looks good. I bet Taco Mac has it. Do you guys have Taco Mac?

WV · 08-24-2012, 07:05 AM

Damn, I was really liking you until riiiiight here!

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Originally Posted by BlackBob

I liked Herm alot.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackBob

Your mother lives in Mexico. For 50,000 pesos she lets a donkey **** her ass. Your mothers box is his salt lick.

That's pretty ****ing good.

blaise · 08-24-2012, 07:08 AM

If BlackBob ever does an, "I'm leaving this place!" thing he should do it in this thread.

TLO · 08-24-2012, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

WHY MUST YOU ****ING TEASE ME?!?!?!?!?

Just throwing this out there, anyone who can get me a 12 pack of Alaskan Amber to Branson, MO will get "special board favors" if you know what I mean...

Mr. Flopnuts if you're serious.... My roomate and good friend lived in AK, and still has a major portion of his family living up there. I can see what I can do if you're seriously interested.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackBob

Man that looks good. I bet Taco Mac has it. Do you guys have Taco Mac?

Never heard of it. It's a regional microbrew that unfortunately isn't sold east of Utah. I grew up in Seattle, WA and it was the only beer I'd drink. Luckily when I moved down here two years ago I discovered this great brewery called Boulevard. Totally obscure. No one has ever heard of them, but their beer is ****ing fantastic!

Still want to get me some Alaskan Amber though. Alaskan is my salt lick.

Welcome to the Planet btw. Make sure you take your skin thickener every day, and understand that anything you say here can, and will be used against you sometime later. This place can be ruthless if you're not already aware.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke

Mr. Flopnuts if you're serious.... My roomate and good friend lived in AK, and still has a major portion of his family living up there. I can see what I can do if you're seriously interested.

The problem is the cost of shipping, but yeah, I'm dead ****ing serious. I want like 5 cases of it. If they're willing, able, and it's legal, sign my shit up. Of course I'll pay everything as well as something for their gas and time.

Black Bob · 08-24-2012, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

That's pretty ****ing good.

It's actually from a song by Guttermouth. They are pretty damn funny.

Here's the lyrics and a link to the song if you want to hear it. It's pretty good if you like punk...

Lucky the Donkey

My mother ****ed a donkey
down in Mexico
she had treinta margaritas
treinta years ago
her purse had just been stolen
she rad to make some cash
for fifty thousand pesos
the donkey ****ed her ass

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
human-donkey fornication
her taco is the destination

It soon became apparent
it wasn't for the dough
a genuine fiesta -
at the donkey show
the crowd would shout "ole!"
as she nibbled on his sack
they never had a patron
demand their money back

A real freak show in the pit
the donkey's ****ing my moms tits
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero

The donkey's name was Lucky
oh, boy, he loved to ****
he'd get so damn excited
he'd kick and make you duck
if you want to be star
it's easy to be famous
just pull down your pants
let lucky **** your anus

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero

Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeKEz-bCUFQ

**Bwana** · 08-24-2012, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

WHY MUST YOU ****ING TEASE ME?!?!?!?!?

Just throwing this out there, anyone who can get me a 12 pack of Alaskan Amber to Branson, MO will get "special board favors" if you know what I mean...

I figured I could kill two birds with one stone, by posting that shot.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:18 AM

I gotta be honest, it's a little early to tell yet, but it seems like our influx of n00bs this year is better than it has been in the last 2-3 years. I don't know if it will hit the awesomeness of 2005 (myself excluded of course) but I have hope.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-24-2012, 07:19 AM

Yeah, I dig punk. I'll check it out later. Lyrics are pretty funny.

TLO · 08-24-2012, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

The problem is the cost of shipping, but yeah, I'm dead ****ing serious. I want like 5 cases of it. If they're willing, able, and it's legal, sign my shit up. Of course I'll pay everything as well as something for their gas and time.

I don't know the laws about shipping beer either... but I will see what I can do and get back with ya.

ChiefRocka · 08-24-2012, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackBob

In case you missed it, I introduced myself a while back in a different thread. I figured I would post here and tell you about myself again.

I recently left the Chiefs Coalition. My name was Mugsy over there. I was there for seven years and it has basically gone to shit. There is hardly ever any Chiefs Talk and it is mostly just a bunch of grumpy old men talking politics. I need a change.

I am a 37 year married father of two. I live just outside of Atlanta, GA. I grew up in Gladstone, MO. I got into the Chiefs in the early 80's. The cops used to give us Chiefs cards with players like Stephon Paige, Deron Cherry, and Bill Kenny on them. In 1989, I moved to Atlanta and never stopped loving the Chiefs.

I love UGA football, Chiefs, Football, punk rock, German Shepards, and beer.

I am not a troll and I say what I think. That's about it.

****....you were the reason I left CC!!!

08-23-2012, 08:57 PM
Black Bob Veteran Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Mohawk Town Casino cash: $10004900	In case you missed it... Introduction In case you missed it, I introduced myself a while back in a different thread. I figured I would post here and tell you about myself again. I recently left the Chiefs Coalition. My name was Mugsy over there. I was there for seven years and it has basically gone to shit. There is hardly ever any Chiefs Talk and it is mostly just a bunch of grumpy old men talking politics. I need a change. I am a 37 year married father of two. I live just outside of Atlanta, GA. I grew up in Gladstone, MO. I got into the Chiefs in the early 80's. The cops used to give us Chiefs cards with players like Stephon Paige, Deron Cherry, and Bill Kenny on them. In 1989, I moved to Atlanta and never stopped loving the Chiefs. I love UGA football, Chiefs, Football, punk rock, German Shepards, and beer. I am not a troll and I say what I think. That's about it.
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08-24-2012, 07:08 AM	#201
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9989900	If BlackBob ever does an, "I'm leaving this place!" thing he should do it in this thread.
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