ChiefsPlanet Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs. - Page 25

**BigRedChief** · 10:36 PM

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

In58men · 12-04-2012, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay

Luv's take on Inmem58 actually brought him up a few points on my scoring tablet.

I'm still undecided though.

Figuring up the tally on the score card for each noob as we speak.

What am I missing here?

durtyrute · 12-04-2012, 07:10 AM

I voted for Sorter because for the longest time I thought he was the girl in his Avi and wanted/want to bone. Now that I know he's not, I no longer want to bone Sorter but he still has good takes on the foozball and that girl is still hot.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-04-2012, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

What am I missing here?

This.

In58men · 12-04-2012, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This.

Seen that lol

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-04-2012, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Seen that lol

You've been meme'd.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-04-2012, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bub

Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.

So you voted for yourself? Good job! See ya.

Sorter · 12-04-2012, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

So you voted for yourself? Good job! See ya.

And boom goes the dynamite.

Sorter · 12-04-2012, 12:28 PM

Inmem's campaign squad

Fairplay · 12-04-2012, 01:21 PM

OFFICIAL FAIRPLAY QUESTIONNAIRE FORM

FOR

THE 2012 KING OF THE NOOBS TITLE

Please reply and answer the questions for all to see in this thread.
Noob candidates have been PM'ed about questionnaire form.

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

Steron · 12-04-2012, 01:22 PM

I don't know any of them. Of course I only have 528 posts in 8 years.......

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-04-2012, 02:36 PM

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. Frankly, he's beating the field combined, and his posting history is his body of work. I look forward to hearing from the rest of the candidates as they try to strengthen their own campaign.

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2012, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. .

THIS!
Only the Academy board decides how the King of the N00bs crowning is formatted. And a questionnaire is definitely not any fun or provide any hijinks,

Sorter · 12-04-2012, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. Frankly, he's beating the field combined, and his posting history is his body of work. I look forward to hearing from the rest of the candidates as they try to strengthen their own campaign.

Aye, Herr Flopnuts

Strongside · 12-04-2012, 04:02 PM

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.

Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.

Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.

BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

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**loochy** · 12-04-2012, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.

Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.

Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.

BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs	14	9.09%
BlackBob	3	1.95%
Chiefsrocka	1	0.65%
Inmem58	16	10.39%
mr. tegu	6	3.90%
No n00b is worthy this year	17	11.04%
okoye35chiefs	0	0%
Prison Bitch	2	1.30%
Simplicity	2	1.30%
Sorter	81	52.60%
Strongside	3	1.95%
Obligatory GAZ option	9	5.84%
Voters: 154. You may not vote on this poll

12-03-2012, 01:24 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-591038 VARSITY	Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs. The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs! The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time. This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote. All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS. I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP. Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags. Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown. if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you. You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks. The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice. 2012 King of the n00bs nominations: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299 2011 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985 2011 Nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839 2010 King of the n00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639 2010 King of the n00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 2009 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232 2009 King of n00bs discussion :http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2008 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2008 King of the N00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2007 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152 The 2007 n00b discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780 The 2006 King of the N00bs poll: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488 Previous honorees: 2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher 2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun 2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief 2008 No one was deemed worthy 2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald 2005 King of the n00bs: Fax Current and known bribes: Sorter: $500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. $100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter $75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North Blackbob: Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence Inmem58 Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-03-2012 at 10:36 PM..
Posts: 81,262

12-04-2012, 07:10 AM	#362
durtyrute MVP Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $5636085	I voted for Sorter because for the longest time I thought he was the girl in his Avi and wanted/want to bone. Now that I know he's not, I no longer want to bone Sorter but he still has good takes on the foozball and that girl is still hot.
Posts: 5,831

12-04-2012, 01:21 PM	#369
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	OFFICIAL FAIRPLAY QUESTIONNAIRE FORM FOR THE 2012 KING OF THE NOOBS TITLE Please reply and answer the questions for all to see in this thread. Noob candidates have been PM'ed about questionnaire form. Question 1- Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question) Question 2- Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question) Question 3- Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do) BONUS QUESTION *** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS** How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here) Last edited by Fairplay; 12-04-2012 at 01:39 PM..
Posts: 25,265

12-04-2012, 01:22 PM	#370
Steron Texting Ms. Dobbs Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Virginia Casino cash: $9408246	I don't know any of them. Of course I only have 528 posts in 8 years.......
Posts: 1,675

12-04-2012, 04:02 PM	#374
Strongside Mahomes or GTFO Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: KC Casino cash: $4354282	Question 1- Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question) Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor. Question 2- Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question) While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day. Question 3- Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do) There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick. As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy. BONUS QUESTION *** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS** How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here) [IMG][/IMG] __________________
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